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Eddie Izzard Quotes

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in God. So I’m a non-believer in the non-visible. I’m a believer in us; in humans Picture Quote #1

I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It’s honorable Picture Quote #1

When you’re more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. ‘I’m sorry, I’ve broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I’ll pay for it. I’m sorry.’ And you do that so that people in the room might go, ‘What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.’ Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It’s our own battle. Our life’s battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us Picture Quote #1

He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you’ve seen the live shots of him when he’s going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn’t really compete with him. He was too athletic at that Picture Quote #1

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I’m into humanity. I don’t believe in God, but I believe in human beings Picture Quote #1

How to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them back, if someone argues with you, argue back, never give in an inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive Picture Quote #1

Fox hunting, there’s big fox hunting thing, there’s arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War Picture Quote #1

When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don’t want to do mincing steps. And there was some girl I saw walking up Holloway Road in Islington who had this long languid walk and I thought, that’s what I like, so I incorporated her walk into mine Picture Quote #1

Someone’s killed 100,000 people. We’re almost going, Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can’t even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: ‘Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch - death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower ...’ Picture Quote #1

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen’s. They’re all frumpy aren’t they? Because it’s a bad idea when cousin’s marry Picture Quote #1

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The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you’re not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you Picture Quote #1

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing Picture Quote #1

I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I’m out the door. But that’s the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work Picture Quote #1

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that’s it Picture Quote #1

My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death Picture Quote #1

I don’t subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the ‘cool people’ often take that position Picture Quote #1

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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel Picture Quote #1

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress Picture Quote #1

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class? Picture Quote #1

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world Picture Quote #1

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal Picture Quote #1

Never put a sock in a toaster Picture Quote #1

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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? Picture Quote #1

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup Picture Quote #1

I am two lesbians in a man's body Picture Quote #1

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy Picture Quote #1

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! Picture Quote #1

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I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I don’t believe in God. So I’m a non-believer in the non-visible. I’m a believer in us; in humans (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It’s honorable (Eddie Izzard Quotes) When you’re more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. ‘I’m sorry, I’ve broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I’ll pay for it. I’m sorry.’ And you do that so that people in the room might go, ‘What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.’ (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I don’t believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It’s our own battle. Our life’s battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us (Eddie Izzard Quotes) He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you’ve seen the live shots of him when he’s going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn’t really compete with him. He was too athletic at that (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I’m into humanity. I don’t believe in God, but I believe in human beings (Eddie Izzard Quotes) How to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them back, if someone argues with you, argue back, never give in an inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Fox hunting, there’s big fox hunting thing, there’s arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War (Eddie Izzard Quotes) When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don’t want to do mincing steps. And there was some girl I saw walking up Holloway Road in Islington who had this long languid walk and I thought, that’s what I like, so I incorporated her walk into mine (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Someone’s killed 100,000 people. We’re almost going, Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can’t even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: ‘Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch - death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower ...’ (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen’s. They’re all frumpy aren’t they? Because it’s a bad idea when cousin’s marry. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you’re not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I’m out the door. But that’s the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that’s it. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I don’t subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the ‘cool people’ often take that position. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class? (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Never put a sock in a toaster (Eddie Izzard Quotes) There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I am two lesbians in a man's body (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I wanted to be less well-known in comedy (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! (Eddie Izzard Quotes)

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