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Eddie Izzard Quotes

I don’t believe that competitions are important Picture Quote #1

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words Picture Quote #1

Some people are widely read. I’m thinly read Picture Quote #1

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in Picture Quote #1

You’re gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books Picture Quote #1

Most transvestites fancy girls Picture Quote #1

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They tend to come out a colour called ‘Pants left in wash’ Picture Quote #1

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey Picture Quote #1

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way Picture Quote #1

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress Picture Quote #1

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back Picture Quote #1

I’m a dyslexic person, so I avoid books Picture Quote #1

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from Picture Quote #1

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too Picture Quote #1

It’s my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries Picture Quote #1

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support Picture Quote #1

I don't believe that competitions are important Picture Quote #1

Danger could be my middle name... But it's John Picture Quote #1

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If there were a God, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off? Picture Quote #1

I'd like to have sex with myself Picture Quote #1

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized Picture Quote #1

Never put a sock in a toaster Picture Quote #1

You piss me off you salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants Picture Quote #1

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? Picture Quote #1

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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup Picture Quote #1

They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them Picture Quote #1

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong... with a spoon in them Picture Quote #1

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy Picture Quote #1

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid Picture Quote #1

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I don’t believe that competitions are important (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Some people are widely read. I’m thinly read (Eddie Izzard Quotes) What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in (Eddie Izzard Quotes) You’re gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Most transvestites fancy girls (Eddie Izzard Quotes) They tend to come out a colour called ‘Pants left in wash’ (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I’m a dyslexic person, so I avoid books (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too (Eddie Izzard Quotes) It’s my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I don't believe that competitions are important (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Danger could be my middle name... But it's John (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If there were a God, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off? (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I'd like to have sex with myself (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Never put a sock in a toaster (Eddie Izzard Quotes) You piss me off you salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants (Eddie Izzard Quotes) There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup (Eddie Izzard Quotes) They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong... with a spoon in them (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I wanted to be less well-known in comedy (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid (Eddie Izzard Quotes)

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