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Eddie Izzard Quotes

Most transvestites fancy girls Picture Quote #1

Some people are widely read. I’m thinly read Picture Quote #1

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress Picture Quote #1

I’m a dyslexic person, so I avoid books Picture Quote #1

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from Picture Quote #1

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized Picture Quote #1

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Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support Picture Quote #1

I don't believe that competitions are important Picture Quote #1

Danger could be my middle name... But it's John Picture Quote #1

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too Picture Quote #1

If there were a God, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off? Picture Quote #1

I'd like to have sex with myself Picture Quote #1

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They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them Picture Quote #1

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong... with a spoon in them Picture Quote #1

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy Picture Quote #1

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid Picture Quote #1

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup Picture Quote #1

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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? Picture Quote #1

Never put a sock in a toaster Picture Quote #1

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) Picture Quote #1

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe Picture Quote #1

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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal Picture Quote #1

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Most transvestites fancy girls (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Some people are widely read. I’m thinly read (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress. (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I’m a dyslexic person, so I avoid books (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I don't believe that competitions are important (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Danger could be my middle name... But it's John (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If there were a God, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off? (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I'd like to have sex with myself (Eddie Izzard Quotes) They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong... with a spoon in them (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I wanted to be less well-known in comedy (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid (Eddie Izzard Quotes) I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup (Eddie Izzard Quotes) There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Never put a sock in a toaster (Eddie Izzard Quotes) So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so." (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) (Eddie Izzard Quotes) If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan (Eddie Izzard Quotes) You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe (Eddie Izzard Quotes) Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal (Eddie Izzard Quotes)