Advertisements
Elephant Quotes
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
1 2
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid (Elephant Quotes)
When you hear the elephant music you’re hearing what they mean to make (Elephant Quotes)
Our elders say that an elephant does not find its own trunk heavy (Elephant Quotes)
It is absurd for a man to kill an elephant. It is not brutal, it is not heroic, and certainly it is not easy; it is just one of those preposterous things that men do like putting a dam across a great river, one tenth of whose volume could engulf the whole of mankind without disturbing the domestic life of a single catfish (Elephant Quotes)
He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the elephant goes (Elephant Quotes)
... the elephant smoked too much (Elephant Quotes)
Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant (Elephant Quotes)
How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ’s sake (Elephant Quotes)
To be a baby elephant must be wonderful. Surrounded by a loving family 24 hours a day. Touched by the family, cuddled and comforted. A tremendous love and compassion exuded by every family member. I think it must be how it ought to be, in a perfect world (Elephant Quotes)
A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane (Elephant Quotes)
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist (Elephant Quotes)
He frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet (Elephant Quotes)
Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks? (Elephant Quotes)
The rider evolved to serve to the elephant (Elephant Quotes)
He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds (Elephant Quotes)
Don’t try to eat an elephant for lunch (Elephant Quotes)
I have a face like the behind of an elephant (Elephant Quotes)
When there’s an elephant in the room, you can’t pretend it isn’t there and just discuss the ants. (Elephant Quotes)
If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, then you’ve never been on acid (Elephant Quotes)
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I’ve ever met. (Elephant Quotes)
I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book (Elephant Quotes)
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I’ve ever met (Elephant Quotes)
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much (Elephant Quotes)
When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk (Elephant Quotes)
I still think I’m fat. Right now I’m worrying about how I’m going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional sexy pregnant day where I think I look great (Elephant Quotes)
Sometimes I think that the only effective and productive method of destroying speciesism would be for each uncaring human to be forced to live the life of a cow on a feedlot, or a monkey in a laboratory, or an elephant in the circus, or a bull in a rodeo, or a mink on a fur farm. Then people would be awakened from their soporific states and finally understand the horrors that are inflicted on the animal kingdom by the vilest species to ever roam this planet: the human animal! (Elephant Quotes)
When there’s an elephant in the room, you can’t pretend it isn’t there and just discuss the ants (Elephant Quotes)
You know... they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant (Elephant Quotes)
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality (Elephant Quotes)
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, he just goes on trying other things (Elephant Quotes)
1 2