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Elephants Quotes

At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she’d fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn’t have asked her about them. I thought maybe she’d redecorated Picture Quote #1

... women are elephants and watch the way you say that in front of them because they’ll think you’re calling them fat and there’s no coming back from that moment. But they hoard. They say they don’t, but they do. We think that if something’s not spoken about again, it goes away. It doesn’t. Nothing goes away just like that Picture Quote #1

I have the feeling that I’ve seen everything, but failed to notice the elephants Picture Quote #1

The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey’s clothes Picture Quote #1

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants! Picture Quote #1

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know how many lions and leopards I’ve shot. I’ve shot two elephants, which was enough - never again. It’s a melancholy and moving thing to hunt an elephant. It’s like shooting an old man Picture Quote #1

The Nature of Jade’ is about a girl who works with the elephants at the zoo near her home, and who, through her involvement with them, becomes involved with a boy and his baby Picture Quote #1

Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder by in the distance, trailing dust clouds. Cape buffalo snort and raise their horns and position themselves in front of their young. Giraffes stare over treetops, their huge brown eyes blinking, then lope away in seeming slow motion. But no elephants Picture Quote #1

I didn’t feel the tusk go through me. But I did feel this sort of freight elevator coming down, popping the chicken bones, you know. It blinded me. Everything was black. It was bright noon day sun. You mustn’t get walked on by elephants Picture Quote #1

They want dancing girls! They want thrills! They want elephants! They want people falling off roofs! They want dreams! The world is full of little people with big dreams! Picture Quote #1

If elephants didn’t exist, you couldn’t invent one. They belong to a small group of living things so unlikely they challenge credulity and common sense Picture Quote #1

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As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck, I do think that women, like elephants, remember everything and love peanuts Picture Quote #1

The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it Picture Quote #1

There are 13 Asian countries that still have elephants, and Elephant Family is looking to invest in further projects that will be the most critical for saving elephants while there is still time Picture Quote #1

I spent a lot of my life - 20 years of it - in war, training army trackers and commanding a tracker unit, and then in the Game Department, tracking lions and elephants and poachers. So I’ve spent literally thousands of hours tracking people or animals, and training others to do it Picture Quote #1

Some women are like elephants. I don’t mean size, I mean they never forget Picture Quote #1

If you’re Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch of cats, dogs, squirrels, and everything else that is just a small animal and your ark will keep sinking. But if you can find one elephant to get overboard, you’re in much better shape Picture Quote #1

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I hate to witness animals in captivity - or see circus elephants paraded down the streets. When animals are caged, it’s a loss of what they are Picture Quote #1

Elephants love to play around. They are very intelligent animals. They have a strong bond, at times stretching to several decades, with their mahouts Picture Quote #1

My biggest influence growing up was Mad magazine, which is a very text-heavy form of visual satire. I didn’t grow up wanting to draw donkeys and elephants with the names of politicians written across them Picture Quote #1

Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don’t know why I was surprised to see elephants Picture Quote #1

My biggest concern and main engagement with UNEP is focused on endangered species and illegal wildlife trade - mostly elephants, rhinos, etc Picture Quote #1

Trivial things do matter... More people are killed each year by the bite of mosquitoes than are stepped upon by charging elephants Picture Quote #1

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I have done everything I have ever wanted to do. I have swum with tiger sharks, been charged by lions and elephants. I have been shot three times, chased by crocodiles and, God be praised, I’ve made enough money that I can continue to do all the things I want to for as long as I am able Picture Quote #1

I’m one of those people who sees Frank Zappa in a cup of coffee, or elephants wrestling in clouds. But also, conscious creation of all kinds moves me Picture Quote #1

Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don’t usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there’s nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try Picture Quote #1

I’d like to see animals removed from the entertainment business. Chimpanzees and apes won’t perform unless you beat them. Circuses keep elephants in chains 90 percent of the time. Elephants need freedom of movement. In circuses, they live in cramped quarters, which is not the life intended for them by nature. Some are beaten daily, forced to do ridiculous tricks and robbed of every shred of dignity Picture Quote #1

A great deal of the universe does not need any explanation. Elephants, for instance. Once molecules have learnt to compete and to create other molecules in their own image, elephants, and things resembling elephants, will in due course be found roaming around the countryside... Some of the things resembling elephants will be men Picture Quote #1

If you offer them some sugarcane, even elephants can do this, sometimes on the first try Picture Quote #1

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At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she’d fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn’t have asked her about them. I thought maybe she’d redecorated (Elephants Quotes) ... women are elephants and watch the way you say that in front of them because they’ll think you’re calling them fat and there’s no coming back from that moment. But they hoard. They say they don’t, but they do. We think that if something’s not spoken about again, it goes away. It doesn’t. Nothing goes away just like that (Elephants Quotes) I have the feeling that I’ve seen everything, but failed to notice the elephants (Elephants Quotes) The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey’s clothes. (Elephants Quotes) I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants! (Elephants Quotes) The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool (Elephants Quotes) I don’t know how many lions and leopards I’ve shot. I’ve shot two elephants, which was enough - never again. It’s a melancholy and moving thing to hunt an elephant. It’s like shooting an old man. (Elephants Quotes) The Nature of Jade’ is about a girl who works with the elephants at the zoo near her home, and who, through her involvement with them, becomes involved with a boy and his baby. (Elephants Quotes) Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder by in the distance, trailing dust clouds. Cape buffalo snort and raise their horns and position themselves in front of their young. Giraffes stare over treetops, their huge brown eyes blinking, then lope away in seeming slow motion. But no elephants. (Elephants Quotes) I didn’t feel the tusk go through me. But I did feel this sort of freight elevator coming down, popping the chicken bones, you know. It blinded me. Everything was black. It was bright noon day sun. You mustn’t get walked on by elephants. (Elephants Quotes) They want dancing girls! They want thrills! They want elephants! They want people falling off roofs! They want dreams! The world is full of little people with big dreams! (Elephants Quotes) If elephants didn’t exist, you couldn’t invent one. They belong to a small group of living things so unlikely they challenge credulity and common sense. (Elephants Quotes) As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck, I do think that women, like elephants, remember everything and love peanuts. (Elephants Quotes) The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. (Elephants Quotes) There are 13 Asian countries that still have elephants, and Elephant Family is looking to invest in further projects that will be the most critical for saving elephants while there is still time. (Elephants Quotes) I spent a lot of my life - 20 years of it - in war, training army trackers and commanding a tracker unit, and then in the Game Department, tracking lions and elephants and poachers. So I’ve spent literally thousands of hours tracking people or animals, and training others to do it. (Elephants Quotes) Some women are like elephants. I don’t mean size, I mean they never forget. (Elephants Quotes) If you’re Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch of cats, dogs, squirrels, and everything else that is just a small animal and your ark will keep sinking. But if you can find one elephant to get overboard, you’re in much better shape. (Elephants Quotes) I hate to witness animals in captivity - or see circus elephants paraded down the streets. When animals are caged, it’s a loss of what they are. (Elephants Quotes) Elephants love to play around. They are very intelligent animals. They have a strong bond, at times stretching to several decades, with their mahouts. (Elephants Quotes) My biggest influence growing up was Mad magazine, which is a very text-heavy form of visual satire. I didn’t grow up wanting to draw donkeys and elephants with the names of politicians written across them (Elephants Quotes) Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don’t know why I was surprised to see elephants (Elephants Quotes) My biggest concern and main engagement with UNEP is focused on endangered species and illegal wildlife trade - mostly elephants, rhinos, etc. (Elephants Quotes) Trivial things do matter... More people are killed each year by the bite of mosquitoes than are stepped upon by charging elephants (Elephants Quotes) I have done everything I have ever wanted to do. I have swum with tiger sharks, been charged by lions and elephants. I have been shot three times, chased by crocodiles and, God be praised, I’ve made enough money that I can continue to do all the things I want to for as long as I am able. (Elephants Quotes) I’m one of those people who sees Frank Zappa in a cup of coffee, or elephants wrestling in clouds. But also, conscious creation of all kinds moves me. (Elephants Quotes) Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don’t usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there’s nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try (Elephants Quotes) I’d like to see animals removed from the entertainment business. Chimpanzees and apes won’t perform unless you beat them. Circuses keep elephants in chains 90 percent of the time. Elephants need freedom of movement. In circuses, they live in cramped quarters, which is not the life intended for them by nature. Some are beaten daily, forced to do ridiculous tricks and robbed of every shred of dignity (Elephants Quotes) A great deal of the universe does not need any explanation. Elephants, for instance. Once molecules have learnt to compete and to create other molecules in their own image, elephants, and things resembling elephants, will in due course be found roaming around the countryside... Some of the things resembling elephants will be men (Elephants Quotes) If you offer them some sugarcane, even elephants can do this, sometimes on the first try (Elephants Quotes)

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