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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called ‘Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.’ I’d never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I’d last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things Picture Quote #1

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant Picture Quote #1

You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans Picture Quote #1

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log Picture Quote #1

Take a nap in a fireplace and you’ll sleep like a log Picture Quote #1

I’m a fan of people getting together Picture Quote #1

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One rough patch is not the big picture Picture Quote #1

I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with Picture Quote #1

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut Picture Quote #1

... there are a lot of self-righteous people out there. And if you try to adjust your life to please them... you're just going to go crazy and risk being as unhappy as these self-righteous kooks are Picture Quote #1

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink Picture Quote #1

I would love for the world to be happier Picture Quote #1

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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day Picture Quote #1

People love gossip. It’s the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going Picture Quote #1

Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most Picture Quote #1

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled Picture Quote #1

Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you Picture Quote #1

Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule Picture Quote #1

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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values Picture Quote #1

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her Picture Quote #1

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves Picture Quote #1

Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that Picture Quote #1

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity Picture Quote #1

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with Picture Quote #1

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You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful Picture Quote #1

If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do Picture Quote #1

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days Picture Quote #1

Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all Picture Quote #1

When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer Picture Quote #1

So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in math. Ellen says you're doing the right thing. You're welcome, parents Picture Quote #1

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Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called ‘Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.’ I’d never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I’d last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Take a nap in a fireplace and you’ll sleep like a log (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I’m a fan of people getting together (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) One rough patch is not the big picture (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) ... there are a lot of self-righteous people out there. And if you try to adjust your life to please them... you're just going to go crazy and risk being as unhappy as these self-righteous kooks are (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I would love for the world to be happier (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) People love gossip. It’s the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in math. Ellen says you're doing the right thing. You're welcome, parents (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)

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