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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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I was doing stand - up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Despite all the labels, in most ways I'm really not different from anyone else. I guess if you had to label me, you could say I'm like the girl next door. I'm like the girl a few doors down (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Knowledge is power and you need power in this world. You need as many advantages as you can get (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool... I mean, I had a mullet and I wore parachute pants for a long, long time. And I'm doing ok (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
... we should be grateful for them because without our family - the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day - life is pretty boring (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
To me beauty is being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
I like to stretch my mind by reading and writing and watching educational TV shows like The Bachelor to learn the complex mating rituals of heterosexuals (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in math. Ellen says you're doing the right thing. You're welcome, parents (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
If we lived each day as our last, I bet we'd all be a lot more honest with people, because we wouldn't have to care what people think anymore (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down - not because you're drunk and not near stairs (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
I think there's too much multi-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
I wonder what will happen if I put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)
There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life - threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones? (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)