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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going Picture Quote #1

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it Picture Quote #1

I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush Picture Quote #1

I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It's not easy to find those people all the time, but they're out there Picture Quote #1

People have become so accustomed to texting that they're actually startled when the phone rings. It's like we suddenly all have Bat phones. If it rings, there must be danger Picture Quote #1

How come when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling? There's something to think about Picture Quote #1

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If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hat. That'll show them Picture Quote #1

Enjoy your life. God gave us our bodies as a gift. (Granted, to some of us it's kind of a gag gift, but that's okay too.) Wear what you want, love who you want, and have fun Picture Quote #1

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon Picture Quote #1

The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known Picture Quote #1

I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun Picture Quote #1

So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect Picture Quote #1

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While I was doing stand up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no, and I even wore a few dresses Picture Quote #1

Standup is more me talking the entire time. There’s definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back Picture Quote #1

I get home at the end of the day and I don’t want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats Picture Quote #1

I don’t know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I’d like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive Picture Quote #1

People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything? Picture Quote #1

I was raised that you don’t use something nice until there’s someplace to go Picture Quote #1

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When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me Picture Quote #1

I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous Picture Quote #1

I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot Picture Quote #1

Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony Picture Quote #1

I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing Picture Quote #1

I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter Picture Quote #1

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I’m a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you’re supposed to feel all kinds of things Picture Quote #1

There’s always time to do things that you’re passionate about.... If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it.... Design is really my true love Picture Quote #1

I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out? Picture Quote #1

I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child Picture Quote #1

It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like Picture Quote #1

I watch people’s behavior and notice things. I think that’s why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are Picture Quote #1

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You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It's not easy to find those people all the time, but they're out there (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) People have become so accustomed to texting that they're actually startled when the phone rings. It's like we suddenly all have Bat phones. If it rings, there must be danger (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) How come when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling? There's something to think about (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hat. That'll show them (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Enjoy your life. God gave us our bodies as a gift. (Granted, to some of us it's kind of a gag gift, but that's okay too.) Wear what you want, love who you want, and have fun (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) While I was doing stand up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no, and I even wore a few dresses (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Standup is more me talking the entire time. There’s definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I get home at the end of the day and I don’t want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I don’t know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I’d like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything? (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I was raised that you don’t use something nice until there’s someplace to go (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I’m a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you’re supposed to feel all kinds of things (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) There’s always time to do things that you’re passionate about.... If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it.... Design is really my true love (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out? (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I watch people’s behavior and notice things. I think that’s why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)

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