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Emo Philips Quotes

Cell phones are like a dog’s nipples... you don’t have to shout into them! Picture Quote #1

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like Picture Quote #1

I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill Picture Quote #1

If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don’t have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way Picture Quote #1

I’ve always kind of pushed the envelope in terms of trying to get away with things no one else was going near. I always thought of myself like a mouse trying to get cheese that no one else could get without getting their tail snipped off Picture Quote #1

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don’t know I’m firing blanks Picture Quote #1

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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps Picture Quote #1

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, get off of me, you two! Picture Quote #1

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Cell phones are like a dog’s nipples... you don’t have to shout into them! (Emo Philips Quotes) I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like (Emo Philips Quotes) I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill (Emo Philips Quotes) If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don’t have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way (Emo Philips Quotes) I’ve always kind of pushed the envelope in terms of trying to get away with things no one else was going near. I always thought of myself like a mouse trying to get cheese that no one else could get without getting their tail snipped off (Emo Philips Quotes) I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don’t know I’m firing blanks (Emo Philips Quotes) Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps (Emo Philips Quotes) I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, get off of me, you two! (Emo Philips Quotes)

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