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Eoin Colfer Quotes

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can’t you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?’ ‘We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff Picture Quote #1

HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I’m suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it Picture Quote #1

I am older and have more control over my empathy,’ said Qwan. ‘That’s why I didn’t throw up.’ And having said that, he threw up Picture Quote #1

I have always loved ‘Stig of the Dump.’ I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader Picture Quote #1

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient Picture Quote #1

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots Picture Quote #1

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I’m on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels Picture Quote #1

Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone Picture Quote #1

You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he’s never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually Picture Quote #1

You know you’re in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you Picture Quote #1

Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud Picture Quote #1

Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink Picture Quote #1

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Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it Picture Quote #1

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old Picture Quote #1

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss Picture Quote #1

Who can fathom the workings of the criminal mind? I said, trying to sound intelligent Picture Quote #1

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart Picture Quote #1

I can’t imagine what they’re planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal Picture Quote #1

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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient Picture Quote #1

If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written Picture Quote #1

If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away Picture Quote #1

Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know Picture Quote #1

I’m not threatening you. I’m just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command Picture Quote #1

Listen to me, goblin. You’re stupid, let’s accept that and move on Picture Quote #1

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The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask Picture Quote #1

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron Picture Quote #1

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder Picture Quote #1

If you’re going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun Picture Quote #1

It’ll be messy, but after a day you’ll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again Picture Quote #1

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy Picture Quote #1

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I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can’t you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?’ ‘We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff (Eoin Colfer Quotes) HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I’m suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I am older and have more control over my empathy,’ said Qwan. ‘That’s why I didn’t throw up.’ And having said that, he threw up (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I have always loved ‘Stig of the Dump.’ I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient. (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots. (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I’m on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels. (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone. (Eoin Colfer Quotes) You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he’s never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually. (Eoin Colfer Quotes) You know you’re in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it (Eoin Colfer Quotes) A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Who can fathom the workings of the criminal mind? I said, trying to sound intelligent (Eoin Colfer Quotes) But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I can’t imagine what they’re planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient (Eoin Colfer Quotes) If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written (Eoin Colfer Quotes) If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I’m not threatening you. I’m just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Listen to me, goblin. You’re stupid, let’s accept that and move on (Eoin Colfer Quotes) The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder (Eoin Colfer Quotes) If you’re going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun (Eoin Colfer Quotes) It’ll be messy, but after a day you’ll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy (Eoin Colfer Quotes)

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