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Erma Bombeck Quotes

A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat Picture Quote #1

He who laughs... lasts Picture Quote #1

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill Picture Quote #1

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving Picture Quote #1

Housework can kill you if done right Picture Quote #1

Success is outliving your failures Picture Quote #1

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I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food Picture Quote #1

God created man, but I could do better Picture Quote #1

My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job Picture Quote #1

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip Picture Quote #1

Never accept a drink from a urologist Picture Quote #1

When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home Picture Quote #1

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My mind works... two boobs never get me a job Picture Quote #1

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage Picture Quote #1

Laugh now, cry later Picture Quote #1

She’s as funny as a toothache Picture Quote #1

If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it Picture Quote #1

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies Picture Quote #1

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A child needs your love most when he deserves it least Picture Quote #1

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed Picture Quote #1

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect Picture Quote #1

Every puppy should have a boy Picture Quote #1

I used everything you gave me Picture Quote #1

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment Picture Quote #1

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Do I have to use my own money? Picture Quote #1

If compliments were food, I’d have starved to death 28 years ago Picture Quote #1

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not Picture Quote #1

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line Picture Quote #1

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste Picture Quote #1

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus Picture Quote #1

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A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat (Erma Bombeck Quotes) He who laughs... lasts (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework can kill you if done right (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Success is outliving your failures (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food (Erma Bombeck Quotes) God created man, but I could do better (Erma Bombeck Quotes) My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Never accept a drink from a urologist (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home (Erma Bombeck Quotes) My mind works... two boobs never get me a job (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Laugh now, cry later (Erma Bombeck Quotes) She’s as funny as a toothache (Erma Bombeck Quotes) If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A child needs your love most when he deserves it least (Erma Bombeck Quotes) No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Every puppy should have a boy (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I used everything you gave me (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Do I have to use my own money? (Erma Bombeck Quotes) If compliments were food, I’d have starved to death 28 years ago (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not (Erma Bombeck Quotes) It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A child develops individuality long before he develops taste (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus (Erma Bombeck Quotes)

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