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Evan Esar Quotes
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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment (Evan Esar Quotes)
Egocentric: A person who has his I’s too close together (Evan Esar Quotes)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow (Evan Esar Quotes)
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler (Evan Esar Quotes)
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts (Evan Esar Quotes)
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either (Evan Esar Quotes)
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures (Evan Esar Quotes)
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration, and inspiration (Evan Esar Quotes)
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions (Evan Esar Quotes)
The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him (Evan Esar Quotes)
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand (Evan Esar Quotes)
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either. (Evan Esar Quotes)
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother’s keeper, or his keeper’s brother. (Evan Esar Quotes)
A signature always reveals a man’s character - and sometimes even his name (Evan Esar Quotes)
Compare what you want with what you have, and you’ll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you’ll be happy. (Evan Esar Quotes)
You can always tell the golfer who’s winning: he’s the one who keeps telling his opponent that it’s only a game. (Evan Esar Quotes)
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you want to be successful, you must either have a chance or take one (Evan Esar Quotes)
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much (Evan Esar Quotes)
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended (Evan Esar Quotes)
Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose (Evan Esar Quotes)
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past (Evan Esar Quotes)
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last (Evan Esar Quotes)
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings (Evan Esar Quotes)
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does (Evan Esar Quotes)
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them (Evan Esar Quotes)
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing (Evan Esar Quotes)
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us (Evan Esar Quotes)
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more (Evan Esar Quotes)