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Evan Esar Quotes
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Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience (Evan Esar Quotes)
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other (Evan Esar Quotes)
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself (Evan Esar Quotes)
An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought (Evan Esar Quotes)
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games (Evan Esar Quotes)
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa (Evan Esar Quotes)
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor (Evan Esar Quotes)
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one (Evan Esar Quotes)
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches (Evan Esar Quotes)
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage (Evan Esar Quotes)
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all (Evan Esar Quotes)
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse (Evan Esar Quotes)
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter (Evan Esar Quotes)
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams (Evan Esar Quotes)
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment (Evan Esar Quotes)
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile (Evan Esar Quotes)
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini (Evan Esar Quotes)
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood (Evan Esar Quotes)
After wisdom comes wit (Evan Esar Quotes)
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea (Evan Esar Quotes)
The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many an actor does the stage more ham than good (Evan Esar Quotes)
An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise (Evan Esar Quotes)
To a teenager, it cannot be true love if her family approves of him (Evan Esar Quotes)
With a braggart, it’s no sooner done than said (Evan Esar Quotes)
Charm is to a woman what perfume is to a flower (Evan Esar Quotes)
Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess (Evan Esar Quotes)
A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer (Evan Esar Quotes)
The most uncommon form of intelligence is common sense (Evan Esar Quotes)
There’s only one kind of common sense but a thousand varieties of stupidity (Evan Esar Quotes)