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Evan Esar Quotes
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Common sense is usually lack of imagination, and imagination is usually lack of common sense (Evan Esar Quotes)
A compromise is a settlement by which each side gets what neither side wanted (Evan Esar Quotes)
It takes far more courage to violate a custom than a law (Evan Esar Quotes)
Consistency is a jewel, but too much jewelry is vulgar (Evan Esar Quotes)
The man who avoids debt doesn’t have to worry about avoiding his creditors (Evan Esar Quotes)
A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it (Evan Esar Quotes)
Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed (Evan Esar Quotes)
A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much (Evan Esar Quotes)
Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many a girl who can’t dance well makes up for it during intermission (Evan Esar Quotes)
Washington is the place where nobody believes a rumor until it has been officially denied (Evan Esar Quotes)
Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal (Evan Esar Quotes)
The difference between two men is usually a woman (Evan Esar Quotes)
There is nothing more dignified than a corpse (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only thing more certain than the hatred of enemies is the envy of friends (Evan Esar Quotes)
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for the envious with erasers (Evan Esar Quotes)
All men are born equal, but some of them outgrow it (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you don’t like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises (Evan Esar Quotes)
An expert is someone who takes something you already know and makes it sound confusing (Evan Esar Quotes)
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing (Evan Esar Quotes)
A lazy man’s wife is generally the power behind the drone (Evan Esar Quotes)
When laziness attacks a woman, it always avoids her tongue (Evan Esar Quotes)
The trouble with the world is that laziness is seldom curable and never fatal (Evan Esar Quotes)
The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening (Evan Esar Quotes)
The survival of the fittest is going to make some man very lonesome some day (Evan Esar Quotes)
Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings (Evan Esar Quotes)
The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you’ve been (Evan Esar Quotes)