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An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce (Evan Esar Quotes)
Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work (Evan Esar Quotes)
Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat (Evan Esar Quotes)
Canada’s climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall (Evan Esar Quotes)
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute idea with a two hour vocabulary (Evan Esar Quotes)
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week (Evan Esar Quotes)
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it (Evan Esar Quotes)
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway (Evan Esar Quotes)
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once (Evan Esar Quotes)
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you can’t bear to have your face stepped on, don’t try to climb the ladder of success (Evan Esar Quotes)
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother’s keeper, or his keeper’s brother (Evan Esar Quotes)
We can’t do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it’s width and depth (Evan Esar Quotes)
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about (Evan Esar Quotes)
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins (Evan Esar Quotes)
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure (Evan Esar Quotes)
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one (Evan Esar Quotes)
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables (Evan Esar Quotes)
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn’t fit (Evan Esar Quotes)
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them (Evan Esar Quotes)
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well (Evan Esar Quotes)
Compare what you want with what you have, and you’ll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you’ll be happy (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose (Evan Esar Quotes)
You can’t judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him (Evan Esar Quotes)
There is a lot of difference between the man who is not able and his brother who is notable (Evan Esar Quotes)
The most popular form of altruism is giving to others the advice you cannot use yourself (Evan Esar Quotes)
Don’t tear your hair out over a woman; it’ll be harder to attract the next one if you’re bald (Evan Esar Quotes)