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Evan Esar Quotes
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Only one man has the right to boast, and that’s the man who never does (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family (Evan Esar Quotes)
A woman is always ready to describe another woman as charming, but only if the other woman is not charming (Evan Esar Quotes)
A home in the country is what a city man hopes to buy and a farmer hopes to sell (Evan Esar Quotes)
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed (Evan Esar Quotes)
Communism is a form of society where the less people have to eat, the more they have to swallow (Evan Esar Quotes)
Don’t be a hog: the only time a hog helps the community is when he dies (Evan Esar Quotes)
The reason why men who mind their own business succeed is that they have so little competition (Evan Esar Quotes)
The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman (Evan Esar Quotes)
A corporation has all the powers and privileges of an individual: all it lacks is a conscience (Evan Esar Quotes)
Nowadays it’s not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards (Evan Esar Quotes)
A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change (Evan Esar Quotes)
A cynic sees little to admire in the world, while the world sees even less to admire in him (Evan Esar Quotes)
The modern dance is no dance in the first place, and when you’ve finally learned it, it’s not modern any more (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can’t even get in (Evan Esar Quotes)
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else (Evan Esar Quotes)
Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there (Evan Esar Quotes)
A dictator’s chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty (Evan Esar Quotes)
Diets show to what great lengths women will go so as not to go to great widths (Evan Esar Quotes)
The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight (Evan Esar Quotes)
The difference between us and other people is that their money looks bigger and their troubles smaller (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you want to know how little your dignity is worth, take it to the pawnbroker (Evan Esar Quotes)
If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday (Evan Esar Quotes)
Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment (Evan Esar Quotes)
Sometimes the unexpected happens when you don’t expect a person to come up to expectations (Evan Esar Quotes)
Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more (Evan Esar Quotes)
The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn’t trying to reform her husband (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it (Evan Esar Quotes)
The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work (Evan Esar Quotes)