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There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece (Evan Esar Quotes)
You can always make a loan at a bank if you can show sufficient evidence that you don’t need it (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only thing worse than being on the wrong side of an argument is to be on the right side with no one listening (Evan Esar Quotes)
A bore finds it easy to start talking, and even easier to get others to stop listening (Evan Esar Quotes)
You can tell a man’s taste in literature by his judgment in knowing what not to read (Evan Esar Quotes)
A good loser is all right, but it isn’t so much fun to beat him (Evan Esar Quotes)
A man doesn’t have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where (Evan Esar Quotes)
All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn’t wait (Evan Esar Quotes)
A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting (Evan Esar Quotes)
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many a wedding takes place when a man can’t afford to go steady with a girl any longer (Evan Esar Quotes)
After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride (Evan Esar Quotes)
You can always tell the golfer who’s winning: he’s the one who keeps telling his opponent that it’s only a game (Evan Esar Quotes)
There’s only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it (Evan Esar Quotes)
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn’t let the stork fly in through the window (Evan Esar Quotes)
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman (Evan Esar Quotes)
The cat: an animal that’s so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time (Evan Esar Quotes)
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible (Evan Esar Quotes)
Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won’t stand up either (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl (Evan Esar Quotes)