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Ex Wife Quotes

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country Picture Quote #1
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work Picture Quote #1
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud Picture Quote #1
It helps to be able to be alone. ‘Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don’t do that. Ask my ex-wife Picture Quote #1
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? Picture Quote #1
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The drink? Yes, I’ve had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia Picture Quote #1
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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country  (Ex Wife Quotes) You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work  (Ex Wife Quotes) A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life  (Ex Wife Quotes) My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud  (Ex Wife Quotes) It helps to be able to be alone. ‘Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don’t do that. Ask my ex-wife  (Ex Wife Quotes) Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?  (Ex Wife Quotes) The drink? Yes, I’ve had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia  (Ex Wife Quotes)
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