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Excuse Me Quotes

When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a

Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes. Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person. Well, you look like a person. No it's all done with mirrors, trust me! Picture Quote #1

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do you see I've forgotten, if they're green or they're blue anyway, the thing is, what I really mean yours are the sweetest eyes, I've ever seen Picture Quote #1

Excuse me, guess I’ve mistaken you for somebody else, somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself Picture Quote #1

The reality of it, excuse me, is when you’re in the public they already have a perception of you,... And that can be a little awkward Picture Quote #1

None of the body was designed to play football. Excuse me, you know, football, we’re just not designed for Picture Quote #1

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If you don’t like it Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus. Excuse me. Or the front of the bus, or drive the bus Picture Quote #1

My own sex, I hope, will excuse me, if I treat them like rational creatures, instead of flattering their fascinating graces, and viewing them as if they were in a state of perpetual childhood, unable to stand alone Picture Quote #1

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who’s been pinching my beer? Picture Quote #1

What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck; I pray you excuse me. I have no time to listen to such nonsense Picture Quote #1

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I’m too embarrassed to say so Picture Quote #1

Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage of pruning them Picture Quote #1

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I like when people trust me to help them do something. I hate feeling useless. Put me to work or excuse me from the situation Picture Quote #1

Excuse me if I enjoy myself rather obviously! I don’t often have the luck to have a dream like this. It is new to me for a nightmare to lead me to a lobster. It is commonly the other way Picture Quote #1

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When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a "pool party" that turned out to be a baptism. Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven (Excuse Me Quotes) Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes. Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person. Well, you look like a person. No it's all done with mirrors, trust me! (Excuse Me Quotes) So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do you see I've forgotten, if they're green or they're blue anyway, the thing is, what I really mean yours are the sweetest eyes, I've ever seen (Excuse Me Quotes) Excuse me, guess I’ve mistaken you for somebody else, somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself (Excuse Me Quotes) The reality of it, excuse me, is when you’re in the public they already have a perception of you,... And that can be a little awkward (Excuse Me Quotes) None of the body was designed to play football. Excuse me, you know, football, we’re just not designed for (Excuse Me Quotes) If you don’t like it Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus. Excuse me. Or the front of the bus, or drive the bus (Excuse Me Quotes) My own sex, I hope, will excuse me, if I treat them like rational creatures, instead of flattering their fascinating graces, and viewing them as if they were in a state of perpetual childhood, unable to stand alone (Excuse Me Quotes) There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who’s been pinching my beer? (Excuse Me Quotes) What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck; I pray you excuse me. I have no time to listen to such nonsense (Excuse Me Quotes) Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I’m too embarrassed to say so (Excuse Me Quotes) Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage of pruning them (Excuse Me Quotes) I like when people trust me to help them do something. I hate feeling useless. Put me to work or excuse me from the situation (Excuse Me Quotes) Excuse me if I enjoy myself rather obviously! I don’t often have the luck to have a dream like this. It is new to me for a nightmare to lead me to a lobster. It is commonly the other way (Excuse Me Quotes)

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