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Fart Quotes

C'mmon guys it doesn't smell that bad!! Picture Quote #1

When you feel a fart coming Picture Quote #1

Trying not to fart while sitting next to your crush Picture Quote #1

Definitely not a fart Picture Quote #1

Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me Picture Quote #1

Fart. Nature's rocket Picture Quote #1

Don’t squeeze me or I’ll fart Picture Quote #1

It didn’t smell that bad guys Picture Quote #1

Oops.. I pooted Picture Quote #1

Farting bubbles feels so good Picture Quote #1

My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts Picture Quote #1

You're the kind of friend I can fart around Picture Quote #1

I want to fart so hard Picture Quote #1

He is only a fart away from death Picture Quote #1

He is only one fart away from death Picture Quote #1

That glorious moment after a date... when you can FINALLY release the fart you’ve been harboring Picture Quote #1

My 10 day old daughter decided to fart in the middle of a photo shoot. This is the result Picture Quote #1

Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart Picture Quote #1

I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him. She farts in her sleep Picture Quote #1

Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, it’s probably crap Picture Quote #1

If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested Picture Quote #1

You stand out like a fart in a church Picture Quote #1

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass Picture Quote #1

Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me Picture Quote #1

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me Picture Quote #1

And now to sleep, to dream... perchance to fart Picture Quote #1

There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul Picture Quote #1

I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else Picture Quote #1

I burp, I fart. I’m a real woman Picture Quote #1

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart Picture Quote #1

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C'mmon guys it doesn't smell that bad!! (Fart Quotes) When you feel a fart coming (Fart Quotes) Trying not to fart while sitting next to your crush (Fart Quotes) Definitely not a fart (Fart Quotes) Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me (Fart Quotes) Fart. Nature's rocket (Fart Quotes) Don’t squeeze me or I’ll fart (Fart Quotes) It didn’t smell that bad guys (Fart Quotes) Oops.. I pooted (Fart Quotes) Farting bubbles feels so good (Fart Quotes) My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts (Fart Quotes) You're the kind of friend I can fart around (Fart Quotes) I want to fart so hard (Fart Quotes) He is only a fart away from death (Fart Quotes) He is only one fart away from death (Fart Quotes) That glorious moment after a date... when you can FINALLY release the fart you’ve been harboring (Fart Quotes) My 10 day old daughter decided to fart in the middle of a photo shoot. This is the result (Fart Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart (Fart Quotes) I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him. She farts in her sleep (Fart Quotes) Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, it’s probably crap (Fart Quotes) If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested (Fart Quotes) You stand out like a fart in a church (Fart Quotes) A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass (Fart Quotes) Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me (Fart Quotes) The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me (Fart Quotes) And now to sleep, to dream... perchance to fart (Fart Quotes) There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul (Fart Quotes) I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else (Fart Quotes) I burp, I fart. I’m a real woman (Fart Quotes) The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart (Fart Quotes)

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