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Fart Quotes

No one is listening until you fart Picture Quote #1

I regret having held in even a single fart for you Picture Quote #1

That has less significance than a dog’s fart Picture Quote #1

I don’t usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class Picture Quote #1

I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat Picture Quote #1

You couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass! Picture Quote #1

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away Picture Quote #1

I’d like to think I’d never do a gratuitous fart joke Picture Quote #1

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role Picture Quote #1

Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Picture Quote #1

People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart Picture Quote #1

I fart in your general direction Picture Quote #1

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body Picture Quote #1

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind Picture Quote #1

Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind Picture Quote #1

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner Picture Quote #1

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke Picture Quote #1

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you’ve turned into an old fart Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Picture Quote #1

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal Picture Quote #1

Some people get lots of pleasure; From books or from music or art; But boys seem to think it’s fantastic; To just have a really good fart Picture Quote #1

A woman’s got one life: She’s got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it’ll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face Picture Quote #1

For me, I need to be able to show up on set and fart around and goof around. If I can have that, when I’m not acting, then when I’m acting I can go however deep and dark and bad I need to. I developed that more with ‘Breaking Bad’ because I’ve never worked on anything as dark for as long Picture Quote #1

I’m sounding like an old fart talking about how bad advertising is today, but it’s true. Advertising sucks. Guys like me and Bob Gage and certainly Bill Bernbach and two or three other guys, we exemplified and led the creative revolution Picture Quote #1

We’re being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art Picture Quote #1

Having kids means there’s always someone around to blame your fart on Picture Quote #1

Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don’t want to know that you poop Picture Quote #1

I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies ÃÂ¯ Us Picture Quote #1

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food Picture Quote #1

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No one is listening until you fart (Fart Quotes) I regret having held in even a single fart for you (Fart Quotes) That has less significance than a dog’s fart (Fart Quotes) I don’t usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class (Fart Quotes) I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat (Fart Quotes) You couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass! (Fart Quotes) My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away (Fart Quotes) I’d like to think I’d never do a gratuitous fart joke (Fart Quotes) At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role (Fart Quotes) Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in (Fart Quotes) I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (Fart Quotes) People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart (Fart Quotes) I fart in your general direction (Fart Quotes) I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body (Fart Quotes) Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind (Fart Quotes) Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind (Fart Quotes) As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner (Fart Quotes) Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke (Fart Quotes) At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you’ve turned into an old fart (Fart Quotes) I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. (Fart Quotes) Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal. (Fart Quotes) Some people get lots of pleasure; From books or from music or art; But boys seem to think it’s fantastic; To just have a really good fart. (Fart Quotes) A woman’s got one life: She’s got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it’ll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face. (Fart Quotes) For me, I need to be able to show up on set and fart around and goof around. If I can have that, when I’m not acting, then when I’m acting I can go however deep and dark and bad I need to. I developed that more with ‘Breaking Bad’ because I’ve never worked on anything as dark for as long. (Fart Quotes) I’m sounding like an old fart talking about how bad advertising is today, but it’s true. Advertising sucks. Guys like me and Bob Gage and certainly Bill Bernbach and two or three other guys, we exemplified and led the creative revolution. (Fart Quotes) We’re being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art. (Fart Quotes) Having kids means there’s always someone around to blame your fart on (Fart Quotes) Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don’t want to know that you poop. (Fart Quotes) I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies ÃÂ¯ Us. (Fart Quotes) Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food (Fart Quotes)

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