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Fart Quotes

For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can reasonably assume popcorn makes you gassy Picture Quote #1

My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward Picture Quote #1

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell Picture Quote #1

Every particle being connected with every other; you can’t fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh Picture Quote #1

People are getting away from the whole album experience, it’s true. I think that’s sad. Maybe I’m just saying that because I’m an old fart. But I can’t help it - albums are what I grew up with, and I still love them Picture Quote #1

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages Picture Quote #1

... And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s what you are. You’re just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia Picture Quote #1

So, you’re worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concent and fart nerve gas on us? Picture Quote #1

I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don’t fart once. I go on a date and I’ve got twenty in the bank straight away Picture Quote #1

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home Picture Quote #1

I’m not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room Picture Quote #1

I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever Picture Quote #1

If I want to keep working as an actor, I’m going to become a comedian who does fart jokes Picture Quote #1

Pity, I’ve learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can’t stand anyone else’s Picture Quote #1

Every time there’s a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there’s show tunes and fart noises Picture Quote #1

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out Picture Quote #1

You can’t even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his own life. Don’t waste time thinking about who’s most talented Picture Quote #1

Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen Picture Quote #1

When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write ‘I must not fart in class’ 100 times. I left that school shortly afterwards Picture Quote #1

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal Picture Quote #1

We’re being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art Picture Quote #1

Every time there’s a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there’s show tunes and fart noises Picture Quote #1

I’m into paradoxes. I wanted to make an album about them, but the group told me I was a pretentious fart. They were right Picture Quote #1

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For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can reasonably assume popcorn makes you gassy. (Fart Quotes) My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward. (Fart Quotes) When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell (Fart Quotes) Every particle being connected with every other; you can’t fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh. (Fart Quotes) People are getting away from the whole album experience, it’s true. I think that’s sad. Maybe I’m just saying that because I’m an old fart. But I can’t help it - albums are what I grew up with, and I still love them. (Fart Quotes) Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages (Fart Quotes) ... And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s what you are. You’re just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia (Fart Quotes) So, you’re worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concent and fart nerve gas on us? (Fart Quotes) I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don’t fart once. I go on a date and I’ve got twenty in the bank straight away (Fart Quotes) Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home (Fart Quotes) I’m not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room (Fart Quotes) I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever (Fart Quotes) If I want to keep working as an actor, I’m going to become a comedian who does fart jokes (Fart Quotes) Pity, I’ve learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can’t stand anyone else’s (Fart Quotes) Every time there’s a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there’s show tunes and fart noises. (Fart Quotes) I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out (Fart Quotes) You can’t even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his own life. Don’t waste time thinking about who’s most talented (Fart Quotes) Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen (Fart Quotes) When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write ‘I must not fart in class’ 100 times. I left that school shortly afterwards (Fart Quotes) Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal (Fart Quotes) We’re being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art (Fart Quotes) Every time there’s a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there’s show tunes and fart noises (Fart Quotes) I’m into paradoxes. I wanted to make an album about them, but the group told me I was a pretentious fart. They were right (Fart Quotes)

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