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Farting Quotes

It didn’t smell that bad guys Picture Quote #1

He is only one fart away from death Picture Quote #1

My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts Picture Quote #1

Trying not to fart while sitting next to your crush Picture Quote #1

Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me Picture Quote #1

I want to fart so hard Picture Quote #1

Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart Picture Quote #1

Farting bubbles feels so good Picture Quote #1

I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him. She farts in her sleep Picture Quote #1

You're the kind of friend I can fart around Picture Quote #1

Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess Picture Quote #1

My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog Picture Quote #1

Sorry you weren’t ready for me to start farting in front of you Picture Quote #1

I used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog. And being a folk singer doesn’t make you attractive to women Picture Quote #1

The arts community still has a long lasting cynicism of the importance, or the artistic value, of comedy. Comedy is just farting about for money Picture Quote #1

My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven - letter word FARTING Picture Quote #1

Choosing to have a child you can’t take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it’s everyone else’s problem Picture Quote #1

Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do Picture Quote #1

Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don’t want to know that you poop Picture Quote #1

Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that’s why I have always preferred it to Italy Picture Quote #1

Of course I think it’s a movie for everybody [Insane Farting Corpse], but that’s probably just because it’s a movie for me Picture Quote #1

Reading the script [Insane Farting Corpse], by page two or three, I felt that way. I thought, I’m in. It was so beautiful and insane and funny and I wanted to see it happen Picture Quote #1

I’m not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room Picture Quote #1

If you’re doing a family movie, you don’t want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another Picture Quote #1

I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum Picture Quote #1

I’m too old to be farting around with stuff that isn’t precisely what I want to do Picture Quote #1

Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do Picture Quote #1

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It didn’t smell that bad guys (Farting Quotes) He is only one fart away from death (Farting Quotes) My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts (Farting Quotes) Trying not to fart while sitting next to your crush (Farting Quotes) Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me (Farting Quotes) I want to fart so hard (Farting Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart (Farting Quotes) Farting bubbles feels so good (Farting Quotes) I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him. She farts in her sleep (Farting Quotes) You're the kind of friend I can fart around (Farting Quotes) Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess (Farting Quotes) My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog (Farting Quotes) Sorry you weren’t ready for me to start farting in front of you (Farting Quotes) I used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog. And being a folk singer doesn’t make you attractive to women. (Farting Quotes) The arts community still has a long lasting cynicism of the importance, or the artistic value, of comedy. Comedy is just farting about for money. (Farting Quotes) My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven - letter word FARTING (Farting Quotes) Choosing to have a child you can’t take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it’s everyone else’s problem. (Farting Quotes) Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. (Farting Quotes) Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don’t want to know that you poop. (Farting Quotes) Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that’s why I have always preferred it to Italy. (Farting Quotes) Of course I think it’s a movie for everybody [Insane Farting Corpse], but that’s probably just because it’s a movie for me (Farting Quotes) Reading the script [Insane Farting Corpse], by page two or three, I felt that way. I thought, I’m in. It was so beautiful and insane and funny and I wanted to see it happen (Farting Quotes) I’m not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room (Farting Quotes) If you’re doing a family movie, you don’t want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another (Farting Quotes) I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum (Farting Quotes) I’m too old to be farting around with stuff that isn’t precisely what I want to do (Farting Quotes) Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do (Farting Quotes)