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Farts Quotes

When you feel a fart coming Picture Quote #1

He is only one fart away from death Picture Quote #1

It didn’t smell that bad guys Picture Quote #1

My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts Picture Quote #1

You're the kind of friend I can fart around Picture Quote #1

I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him. She farts in her sleep Picture Quote #1

A man who farts in bed... is a man who loves life Picture Quote #1

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! Picture Quote #1

I have a playlist of farts on my phone Picture Quote #1

Dinosaur farts? I don’t know Picture Quote #1

Have you been sniffing fairy farts Picture Quote #1

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote Picture Quote #1

Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts Picture Quote #1

I’m only interested in heavy metal when it’s me who’s playing it. I suppose it’s a bit like smelling your own farts Picture Quote #1

A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this Picture Quote #1

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death Picture Quote #1

My mom went to that same doctor and got a butt lift. It’s a little too lifted, I think, alright. Now every time she farts only dogs can hear it Picture Quote #1

You’re all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me things! Picture Quote #1

Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person in the room can point to the culprit, the only sane course of action is denial Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that’s a fact Picture Quote #1

Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts Picture Quote #1

If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby Picture Quote #1

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he’s strangling a chicken when he farts Picture Quote #1

So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them Picture Quote #1

I’m only interested in heavy metal when it’s me who’s playing it. I suppose it’s a bit like smelling your own farts Picture Quote #1

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When you feel a fart coming (Farts Quotes) He is only one fart away from death (Farts Quotes) It didn’t smell that bad guys (Farts Quotes) My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts (Farts Quotes) You're the kind of friend I can fart around (Farts Quotes) I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him. She farts in her sleep (Farts Quotes) A man who farts in bed... is a man who loves life (Farts Quotes) The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! (Farts Quotes) I have a playlist of farts on my phone (Farts Quotes) Dinosaur farts? I don’t know. (Farts Quotes) Have you been sniffing fairy farts (Farts Quotes) At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote (Farts Quotes) Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts (Farts Quotes) I’m only interested in heavy metal when it’s me who’s playing it. I suppose it’s a bit like smelling your own farts. (Farts Quotes) A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this (Farts Quotes) A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death (Farts Quotes) My mom went to that same doctor and got a butt lift. It’s a little too lifted, I think, alright. Now every time she farts only dogs can hear it (Farts Quotes) You’re all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me things! (Farts Quotes) Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person in the room can point to the culprit, the only sane course of action is denial (Farts Quotes) There’s nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that’s a fact (Farts Quotes) Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts (Farts Quotes) If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby (Farts Quotes) My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he’s strangling a chicken when he farts (Farts Quotes) So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them (Farts Quotes) I’m only interested in heavy metal when it’s me who’s playing it. I suppose it’s a bit like smelling your own farts (Farts Quotes)