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Fat People Quotes

I love fat people. Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland Picture Quote #1

During the 90s, I watched a lot of people getting fat and prosperous, and I thought, culture itself is the casualty of this Picture Quote #1

I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. If Art is supposed to imitate Life, why do they want all the actors to be thin? There are fat people in the world. Shouldn’t there be a few of us actors to represent them? Picture Quote #1

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they’re in the rain. And they look fat and gross Picture Quote #1

I look very different from how people expect me to be... Clearly they think I’m a great big fat viking Picture Quote #1

People who are overweight don’t want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we’re fat. We live in homes with mirrors Picture Quote #1

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When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I’ve lost weight, they say I died Picture Quote #1

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you’re not going to hire them Picture Quote #1

I wonder why rich people always grow fat I suppose it’s because there’s nothing to worry them Picture Quote #1

Alchohol doesn’t make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs and random people!!! Picture Quote #1

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people Picture Quote #1

Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you’ll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight Picture Quote #1

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When I walk through an airport and people go, ‘You’re not fat!’ I’m like, ‘Thanks. That’s great. Good to know I’m not fat today! Thank you!’ Picture Quote #1

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people Picture Quote #1

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out Picture Quote #1

Inner beauty is for fat people Picture Quote #1

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people Picture Quote #1

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable Picture Quote #1

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I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people Picture Quote #1

The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected Picture Quote #1

Folk music is a bunch of fat people Picture Quote #1

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people Picture Quote #1

There are nearly 30% of young people who are too fat. So let's take care of the zillions of the too fat before we talk about the percentage that's left Picture Quote #1

Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine Picture Quote #1

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I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies Picture Quote #1

Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat Picture Quote #1

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically Picture Quote #1

I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so Picture Quote #1

Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people Picture Quote #1

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living Picture Quote #1

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I love fat people. Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. (Fat People Quotes) During the 90s, I watched a lot of people getting fat and prosperous, and I thought, culture itself is the casualty of this. (Fat People Quotes) I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. If Art is supposed to imitate Life, why do they want all the actors to be thin? There are fat people in the world. Shouldn’t there be a few of us actors to represent them? (Fat People Quotes) People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they’re in the rain. And they look fat and gross. (Fat People Quotes) I look very different from how people expect me to be... Clearly they think I’m a great big fat viking. (Fat People Quotes) People who are overweight don’t want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we’re fat. We live in homes with mirrors. (Fat People Quotes) When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I’ve lost weight, they say I died. (Fat People Quotes) Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you’re not going to hire them. (Fat People Quotes) I wonder why rich people always grow fat I suppose it’s because there’s nothing to worry them. (Fat People Quotes) Alchohol doesn’t make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs and random people!!!... (Fat People Quotes) You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. (Fat People Quotes) Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you’ll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight (Fat People Quotes) When I walk through an airport and people go, ‘You’re not fat!’ I’m like, ‘Thanks. That’s great. Good to know I’m not fat today! Thank you!’ (Fat People Quotes) I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people (Fat People Quotes) Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out (Fat People Quotes) Inner beauty is for fat people (Fat People Quotes) If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people (Fat People Quotes) Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable (Fat People Quotes) I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people (Fat People Quotes) The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected (Fat People Quotes) Folk music is a bunch of fat people (Fat People Quotes) If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people (Fat People Quotes) There are nearly 30% of young people who are too fat. So let's take care of the zillions of the too fat before we talk about the percentage that's left (Fat People Quotes) Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine (Fat People Quotes) I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies (Fat People Quotes) Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat (Fat People Quotes) I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically (Fat People Quotes) I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so (Fat People Quotes) Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people (Fat People Quotes) My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living (Fat People Quotes)

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