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I'm not fat. I'm just so freakin' sexy it overflows  (Fat Quotes) Tall, curvy, short, thin, whatever you are - you are beautiful  (Fat Quotes) You know what that ten extra pounds feels like  (Fat Quotes) I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see  (Fat Quotes) I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood  (Fat Quotes) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink  (Fat Quotes) And a diet Pepsi. Don’t wanna get fat  (Fat Quotes) Sweat is just fat crying  (Fat Quotes) Maybe I ate all the marshmallows and maybe I didn’t  (Fat Quotes) I’m not fat! I’m fat-tabulous!  (Fat Quotes) I stopped eating because you called me fat  (Fat Quotes) Walk away fatty. You  (Fat Quotes) When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?  (Fat Quotes) Can you guess who’s pregnant?  (Fat Quotes) Unicorns are real. They’re just fat, grey and we call them rhinos  (Fat Quotes) If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!  (Fat Quotes) The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more  (Fat Quotes) I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one  (Fat Quotes) This record breaking heat makes it even harder than usual to be fat  (Fat Quotes) Sorry I thought you were pregnant  (Fat Quotes) Congratulations on being that fat and still alive  (Fat Quotes) A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise  (Fat Quotes) A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person  (Fat Quotes) Thanksgiving, man - not a good day to be my pants  (Fat Quotes) Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork  (Fat Quotes) What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat. It's not a nice feeling  (Fat Quotes) Gun sellers are accomplices of crimes. Spoons made me fat  (Fat Quotes) She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends  (Fat Quotes) It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad  (Fat Quotes) I was what they call "skinny fat" - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat  (Fat Quotes)
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