Flash Rosenberg Quotes
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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee (Flash Rosenberg Quotes)
Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes? Wouldn’t it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn’t wait to take it off you? (Flash Rosenberg Quotes)
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches (Flash Rosenberg Quotes)