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Flatulence Quotes

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! Picture Quote #1

Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence Picture Quote #1

Loving difficult people will refine us. Perhaps only in heaven will our love be so perfected that we can actually like these people, too. St. Augustine spoke of a man who, on earth, had chronic gas problems; in heaven, his flatulence became perfect music Picture Quote #1

We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows? Picture Quote #1

I think a lot of times dreams are nothing more than a kind of mental or spiritual flatulence. They’re a way of relieving pressure Picture Quote #1

When you’re taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there’s nothing left to tax Picture Quote #1

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When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it’s funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth Picture Quote #1

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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! (Flatulence Quotes) Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence (Flatulence Quotes) Loving difficult people will refine us. Perhaps only in heaven will our love be so perfected that we can actually like these people, too. St. Augustine spoke of a man who, on earth, had chronic gas problems; in heaven, his flatulence became perfect music (Flatulence Quotes) We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows? (Flatulence Quotes) I think a lot of times dreams are nothing more than a kind of mental or spiritual flatulence. They’re a way of relieving pressure (Flatulence Quotes) When you’re taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there’s nothing left to tax (Flatulence Quotes) When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it’s funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth. (Flatulence Quotes)