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Flight Attendant Quotes

I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit Picture Quote #1

Did you hear about this genius that got on a plane and set fire to his feet? Turns out he had bombs in his shoes and the problem all started when the flight attendants asked him nicely to extinguish his feet. He was wearing exploding sneakers. The new Nike Air-Jihads! Picture Quote #1

When I began my career as a flight attendant, I was a 21-year-old with a B.A. in English and stars in her eyes. I wanted to see every city in the world. I wanted to have adventures that, I hoped, would fuel a writing career some day Picture Quote #1

My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I got to be about 16 or so. My mom was a flight attendant for PanAm, so I moved all over the world. London, Rio de Janeiro Picture Quote #1

Most of us have jobs that require some handling of other peoples’ feelings and our own, and in that sense, we are all partly flight attendants Picture Quote #1

Here I am.... You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to understand that other people’s comfort is no longer my job. I am no longer a flight attendant Picture Quote #1

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The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me Picture Quote #1

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he’s good Picture Quote #1

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? Picture Quote #1

My grandmother was, back when they called them ‘stewardesses,’ a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control Picture Quote #1

The real challenge of being a flight attendant is getting people out. The training requires that they demonstrate they can evacuate an aircraft within 90 seconds, but of course, a lot of stuff that is easy to do in training turns out to be tough in practice Picture Quote #1

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They’re in bed and she’s says, ‘In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.’ Picture Quote #1

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Flight attendants all over the world saw ‘Sex and the City.’ Doesn’t matter what country you are in. The flight attendants know Jack Berger Picture Quote #1

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said ‘God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn’t the one on the plane. I want a real doctor Picture Quote #1

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant Picture Quote #1

You’re my biggest hero aside from a flamboyant, deranged, alcoholic flight attendant Picture Quote #1

You know you’re a skydiver when you try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you really would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor Picture Quote #1

My grandmother was, back when they called them ‘stewardesses,’ a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control Picture Quote #1

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It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren’t joyful. They might smile, but with just a smile they could be flight attendants! Picture Quote #1

Here I am... You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to understand that other people’s comfort is no longer my job. I am no longer a flight attendant Picture Quote #1

My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to get myself a job where I could travel. I did it for two years and had great fun Picture Quote #1

Maybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those career aptitude tests last year, and it showed that I should be a flight attendant or a seamstress. Not a fashion designer or anything, mind you, but a sweatshop worker. Apparently stewardesses and sweatshop workers and I enjoy a lot of the same interests and activities Picture Quote #1

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I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit. (Flight Attendant Quotes) Did you hear about this genius that got on a plane and set fire to his feet? Turns out he had bombs in his shoes and the problem all started when the flight attendants asked him nicely to extinguish his feet. He was wearing exploding sneakers. The new Nike Air-Jihads! (Flight Attendant Quotes) When I began my career as a flight attendant, I was a 21-year-old with a B.A. in English and stars in her eyes. I wanted to see every city in the world. I wanted to have adventures that, I hoped, would fuel a writing career some day. (Flight Attendant Quotes) My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I got to be about 16 or so. My mom was a flight attendant for PanAm, so I moved all over the world. London, Rio de Janeiro. (Flight Attendant Quotes) Most of us have jobs that require some handling of other peoples’ feelings and our own, and in that sense, we are all partly flight attendants. (Flight Attendant Quotes) Here I am.... You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to understand that other people’s comfort is no longer my job. I am no longer a flight attendant. (Flight Attendant Quotes) The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me. (Flight Attendant Quotes) Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he’s good. (Flight Attendant Quotes) Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? (Flight Attendant Quotes) My grandmother was, back when they called them ‘stewardesses,’ a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control. (Flight Attendant Quotes) The real challenge of being a flight attendant is getting people out. The training requires that they demonstrate they can evacuate an aircraft within 90 seconds, but of course, a lot of stuff that is easy to do in training turns out to be tough in practice. (Flight Attendant Quotes) That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They’re in bed and she’s says, ‘In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.’ (Flight Attendant Quotes) Flight attendants all over the world saw ‘Sex and the City.’ Doesn’t matter what country you are in. The flight attendants know Jack Berger (Flight Attendant Quotes) Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said ‘God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn’t the one on the plane. I want a real doctor (Flight Attendant Quotes) It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant (Flight Attendant Quotes) You’re my biggest hero aside from a flamboyant, deranged, alcoholic flight attendant (Flight Attendant Quotes) You know you’re a skydiver when you try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you really would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor (Flight Attendant Quotes) My grandmother was, back when they called them ‘stewardesses,’ a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control (Flight Attendant Quotes) It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren’t joyful. They might smile, but with just a smile they could be flight attendants! (Flight Attendant Quotes) Here I am... You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to understand that other people’s comfort is no longer my job. I am no longer a flight attendant (Flight Attendant Quotes) My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to get myself a job where I could travel. I did it for two years and had great fun (Flight Attendant Quotes) Maybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those career aptitude tests last year, and it showed that I should be a flight attendant or a seamstress. Not a fashion designer or anything, mind you, but a sweatshop worker. Apparently stewardesses and sweatshop workers and I enjoy a lot of the same interests and activities (Flight Attendant Quotes)