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Flu Quotes

It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu Picture Quote #1

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how not to get the flu Picture Quote #1

The flu is very unpredictable when it begins and in how it takes off Picture Quote #1

I have been laid up with intentional flu Picture Quote #1

Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery Picture Quote #1

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A flu shot is the worst thing you can do Picture Quote #1

A flu shot just compromises your immune system Picture Quote #1

Disneyland’s a mess. And it’s not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono Picture Quote #1

Considering your reputation, I’m glad you only gave me the flu Picture Quote #1

Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we forget to be grateful until we survive a trauma. For example, after having the flu when you ache all over, throw up for hours, and have little people pounding in your head with hammers, it is sheer bliss just to eat a piece of toast, walk outside without getting dizzy, and breathe fresh air. Part of the journey toward joy involves not waiting around for trouble, but being continuously aware of our blessings Picture Quote #1

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The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the flu falls on all constitutions Picture Quote #1

I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body. Picture Quote #1

Before getting meningitis, I was such a hypochondriac, worrying about the slightest ache. Ironically, I overlooked meningitis because the symptoms seemed like flu. I guess you don’t realise how healthy you are until it is taken away from you Picture Quote #1

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense Picture Quote #1

Let’s safeguard ourselves against the flu by only doing it doggie style Picture Quote #1

Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn’t Picture Quote #1

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It was brave of you to come into work with the flu and give us all the flu Picture Quote #1

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It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu (Flu Quotes) Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu (Flu Quotes) I don’t know how not to get the flu (Flu Quotes) The flu is very unpredictable when it begins and in how it takes off (Flu Quotes) I have been laid up with intentional flu (Flu Quotes) Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery (Flu Quotes) A flu shot is the worst thing you can do (Flu Quotes) A flu shot just compromises your immune system (Flu Quotes) Disneyland’s a mess. And it’s not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono (Flu Quotes) Considering your reputation, I’m glad you only gave me the flu (Flu Quotes) Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills (Flu Quotes) Sometimes we forget to be grateful until we survive a trauma. For example, after having the flu when you ache all over, throw up for hours, and have little people pounding in your head with hammers, it is sheer bliss just to eat a piece of toast, walk outside without getting dizzy, and breathe fresh air. Part of the journey toward joy involves not waiting around for trouble, but being continuously aware of our blessings (Flu Quotes) The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the flu falls on all constitutions (Flu Quotes) I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body. (Flu Quotes) Before getting meningitis, I was such a hypochondriac, worrying about the slightest ache. Ironically, I overlooked meningitis because the symptoms seemed like flu. I guess you don’t realise how healthy you are until it is taken away from you (Flu Quotes) What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense (Flu Quotes) Let’s safeguard ourselves against the flu by only doing it doggie style (Flu Quotes) Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn’t (Flu Quotes) It was brave of you to come into work with the flu and give us all the flu (Flu Quotes)