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Frank Carson Quotes

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man Picture Quote #1

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine Picture Quote #1

So I rang up British Telecom, I said ‘I want to report a nuisance caller’, he said ‘Not you again’ Picture Quote #1

My wife said to me: ‘If you won the lottery, would you still love me?’ I said: ‘Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.’ Picture Quote #1

I’ve been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was Picture Quote #1

I’m really worried about my girlfriend’s morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers Picture Quote #1

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? Picture Quote #1

I’m staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed Picture Quote #1

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: What have you brought? He said: I brought a pair of knickers. They asked: What has that got to do with Christmas? He said They’re Carol’s Picture Quote #1

There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous Picture Quote #1

I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: It takes four hours. I asked why and he said: It keeps turning off the gas Picture Quote #1

I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was Picture Quote #1

What’s the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist Picture Quote #1

I’m not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they’re busy Picture Quote #1

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man (Frank Carson Quotes) Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine (Frank Carson Quotes) So I rang up British Telecom, I said ‘I want to report a nuisance caller’, he said ‘Not you again’ (Frank Carson Quotes) My wife said to me: ‘If you won the lottery, would you still love me?’ I said: ‘Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.’ (Frank Carson Quotes) I’ve been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was. (Frank Carson Quotes) I’m really worried about my girlfriend’s morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. (Frank Carson Quotes) Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? (Frank Carson Quotes) I’m staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed. (Frank Carson Quotes) An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: What have you brought? He said: I brought a pair of knickers. They asked: What has that got to do with Christmas? He said They’re Carol’s. (Frank Carson Quotes) There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous. (Frank Carson Quotes) I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: It takes four hours. I asked why and he said: It keeps turning off the gas. (Frank Carson Quotes) I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance (Frank Carson Quotes) I’ve been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was (Frank Carson Quotes) What’s the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist (Frank Carson Quotes) I’m not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they’re busy (Frank Carson Quotes)