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Frank Muir Quotes

Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer’s mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops Picture Quote #1
The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I’m just going to say a few words Picture Quote #1
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude Picture Quote #1
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it Picture Quote #1
The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it Picture Quote #1
It has been said that a bride’s attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn Picture Quote #1
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Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer’s mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops Picture Quote #1
Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not milk but has curdled anyway, and a thin brown packet seemingly containing the ashes of a cremated mole Picture Quote #1
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Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer’s mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops.  (Frank Muir Quotes) The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I’m just going to say a few words  (Frank Muir Quotes) Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude  (Frank Muir Quotes) Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it  (Frank Muir Quotes) The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it  (Frank Muir Quotes) It has been said that a bride’s attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn  (Frank Muir Quotes) Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer’s mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops  (Frank Muir Quotes) Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not milk but has curdled anyway, and a thin brown packet seemingly containing the ashes of a cremated mole  (Frank Muir Quotes)