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Frank Zappa Quotes

I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss Picture Quote #1

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money Picture Quote #1

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus Picture Quote #1

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it’s the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity Picture Quote #1

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant Picture Quote #1

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let’s get on with it, so long as it doesn’t cause a murder Picture Quote #1

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I’m probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do Picture Quote #1

I like to watch the news, because I don’t like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you’re right Picture Quote #1

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse Picture Quote #1

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property Picture Quote #1

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life Picture Quote #1

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you! Picture Quote #1

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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole Picture Quote #1

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom Picture Quote #1

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There’s a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things Picture Quote #1

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it’s probably good for their mental health Picture Quote #1

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn’t mean you’ve reached them Picture Quote #1

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence Picture Quote #1

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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird Picture Quote #1

I searched for years I found no love. I’m sure that love will never be a product of plasticity Picture Quote #1

Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read Picture Quote #1

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to Picture Quote #1

You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream Picture Quote #1

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer Picture Quote #1

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As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn’t mean they are dumber than you Picture Quote #1

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? Picture Quote #1

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn’t read, and their rulers didn’t care about remembering what happened to them Picture Quote #1

I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance Picture Quote #1

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride Picture Quote #1

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss (Frank Zappa Quotes) Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money (Frank Zappa Quotes) The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus (Frank Zappa Quotes) Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it’s the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity (Frank Zappa Quotes) I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant (Frank Zappa Quotes) Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let’s get on with it, so long as it doesn’t cause a murder (Frank Zappa Quotes) I’m probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do (Frank Zappa Quotes) I like to watch the news, because I don’t like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you’re right (Frank Zappa Quotes) The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse (Frank Zappa Quotes) The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property (Frank Zappa Quotes) The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life (Frank Zappa Quotes) There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you! (Frank Zappa Quotes) A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole (Frank Zappa Quotes) Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom (Frank Zappa Quotes) Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There’s a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things (Frank Zappa Quotes) I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it’s probably good for their mental health (Frank Zappa Quotes) Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn’t mean you’ve reached them (Frank Zappa Quotes) Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence (Frank Zappa Quotes) I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird (Frank Zappa Quotes) I searched for years I found no love. I’m sure that love will never be a product of plasticity (Frank Zappa Quotes) Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read (Frank Zappa Quotes) No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to (Frank Zappa Quotes) You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream (Frank Zappa Quotes) You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer (Frank Zappa Quotes) As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn’t mean they are dumber than you (Frank Zappa Quotes) Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? (Frank Zappa Quotes) All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn’t read, and their rulers didn’t care about remembering what happened to them (Frank Zappa Quotes) I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance (Frank Zappa Quotes) Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride (Frank Zappa Quotes) The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business (Frank Zappa Quotes)

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