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Frank Zappa Quotes

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state Picture Quote #1

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on Picture Quote #1

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it Picture Quote #1

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep Picture Quote #1

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can Picture Quote #1

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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems Picture Quote #1

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago Picture Quote #1

Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear Picture Quote #1

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn’t work Picture Quote #1

Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold Picture Quote #1

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own Picture Quote #1

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I’m more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot Picture Quote #1

I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t Picture Quote #1

If you really love guitar, you’re going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing Picture Quote #1

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you’re kind of stupid and ugly, too Picture Quote #1

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay Picture Quote #1

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The devil, he’s about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow’s peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear Picture Quote #1

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing’s worse than a suicide chump Picture Quote #1

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head Picture Quote #1

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat Picture Quote #1

Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there Picture Quote #1

Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her Picture Quote #1

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Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music Picture Quote #1

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got? Picture Quote #1

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes Picture Quote #1

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too Picture Quote #1

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care Picture Quote #1

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion Picture Quote #1

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If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state (Frank Zappa Quotes) The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on (Frank Zappa Quotes) The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down (Frank Zappa Quotes) There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it (Frank Zappa Quotes) If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep (Frank Zappa Quotes) My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can (Frank Zappa Quotes) It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems (Frank Zappa Quotes) Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago (Frank Zappa Quotes) Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear (Frank Zappa Quotes) Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn’t work (Frank Zappa Quotes) Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold (Frank Zappa Quotes) The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own (Frank Zappa Quotes) I’m more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot (Frank Zappa Quotes) I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white (Frank Zappa Quotes) I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t (Frank Zappa Quotes) If you really love guitar, you’re going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing (Frank Zappa Quotes) Maybe you should stay with your mama, you’re kind of stupid and ugly, too (Frank Zappa Quotes) Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay (Frank Zappa Quotes) The devil, he’s about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow’s peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear (Frank Zappa Quotes) Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing’s worse than a suicide chump (Frank Zappa Quotes) He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head (Frank Zappa Quotes) Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat (Frank Zappa Quotes) Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there (Frank Zappa Quotes) Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her (Frank Zappa Quotes) Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music (Frank Zappa Quotes) You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got? (Frank Zappa Quotes) Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes (Frank Zappa Quotes) Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too (Frank Zappa Quotes) Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care (Frank Zappa Quotes) I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion (Frank Zappa Quotes)

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