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Fridge Quotes

Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe? Picture Quote #1

Dude, seriously? Still with the ham? We don’t have a fridge Picture Quote #1

Make way!!! Picture Quote #1

Great idea! Hide my treats on top of the fridge Picture Quote #1

I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge Picture Quote #1

The dog can guard the door... I’ll guard the important stuff Picture Quote #1

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Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge Picture Quote #1

If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food Picture Quote #1

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room Picture Quote #1

Kelso, it’s 6 in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? No. Kelso... did you glue yourself to the fridge? Yes Picture Quote #1

He turned slowly like a fridge door opening Picture Quote #1

Facebook is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it Picture Quote #1

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Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge Picture Quote #1

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge Picture Quote #1

I have more food in my body than in my fridge Picture Quote #1

Don’t die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge Picture Quote #1

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge Picture Quote #1

Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge! Picture Quote #1

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I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it’s: ‘Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.’ Picture Quote #1

I’m still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there’s half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge Picture Quote #1

For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend’s garden. We often joked that there was plenty of film in the fridge, but not too much food! Picture Quote #1

I’m a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song Picture Quote #1

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I seriously love to cook. My grandmother was an amazing cook. As a kid I used to help her make handmade pasta, Cavatelli and Ravioli. It was one of my favorite things to do. I love the idea of making whatever is in the fridge into something Picture Quote #1

I order everything in. I won’t save anything until later. I won’t have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don’t trust myself with it at night. I’d be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge Picture Quote #1

No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water Picture Quote #1

Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother’s newest fridge, but a number doesn’t really describe his age Picture Quote #1

I seriously love to cook... My grandmother was an amazing cook. As a kid I used to help her make handmade pasta, Cavatelli and Ravioli. It was one of my favorite things to do. I love the idea of making whatever is in the fridge into something Picture Quote #1

I’ve often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it’s been doing to my poetry when I’m not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me Picture Quote #1

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Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe? (Fridge Quotes) Dude, seriously? Still with the ham? We don’t have a fridge (Fridge Quotes) Make way!!! (Fridge Quotes) Great idea! Hide my treats on top of the fridge (Fridge Quotes) I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge (Fridge Quotes) The dog can guard the door... I’ll guard the important stuff (Fridge Quotes) Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge (Fridge Quotes) If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food (Fridge Quotes) I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room (Fridge Quotes) Kelso, it’s 6 in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? No. Kelso... did you glue yourself to the fridge? Yes (Fridge Quotes) He turned slowly like a fridge door opening (Fridge Quotes) Facebook is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it (Fridge Quotes) Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge (Fridge Quotes) I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge (Fridge Quotes) I have more food in my body than in my fridge (Fridge Quotes) Don’t die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge (Fridge Quotes) I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge! (Fridge Quotes) I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it’s: ‘Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.’ (Fridge Quotes) I’m still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there’s half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola (Fridge Quotes) I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it (Fridge Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge (Fridge Quotes) For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend’s garden. We often joked that there was plenty of film in the fridge, but not too much food! (Fridge Quotes) I’m a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song (Fridge Quotes) I seriously love to cook. My grandmother was an amazing cook. As a kid I used to help her make handmade pasta, Cavatelli and Ravioli. It was one of my favorite things to do. I love the idea of making whatever is in the fridge into something (Fridge Quotes) I order everything in. I won’t save anything until later. I won’t have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don’t trust myself with it at night. I’d be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water (Fridge Quotes) Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother’s newest fridge, but a number doesn’t really describe his age. (Fridge Quotes) I seriously love to cook... My grandmother was an amazing cook. As a kid I used to help her make handmade pasta, Cavatelli and Ravioli. It was one of my favorite things to do. I love the idea of making whatever is in the fridge into something. (Fridge Quotes) I’ve often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it’s been doing to my poetry when I’m not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me (Fridge Quotes)

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