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Fridge Quotes

My family get so mad at me when they come over. All I’ll have in is milk and eggs. I mainly keep film in my fridge - it’s better for it; it stops it from going old. I’m bad at eating healthy; I usually just run across the street and get cheeseburgers Picture Quote #1

When I’m doing kitchen planning as well as bathroom design, I try to walk through the day with the homeowner. If we’re talking about a kitchen, it will be: So, we are walking in with the groceries. When we are taking them out of the car, where will they go? What is the distance to fridge, to pantry? Picture Quote #1

Growing up in Britain, we didn’t have much, worked for everything. To leave food on the plate, Mom classed it as being rude and so we ate because we were hungry, not ate because we had a choice in the fridge Picture Quote #1

Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight Picture Quote #1

If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature’s refrigerator - your car! Picture Quote #1

I’m still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there’s half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola Picture Quote #1

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I keep my perfume in the fridge. If someone sees me in the morning pushing aside the eggs to grab my perfume, it might look a little odd, but it’s so refreshing to spray cold fragrance on your skin Picture Quote #1

Instead of piling up food in my fridge that says ‘Come eat me!’ I keep enough for only a couple of days. And I rarely have treats around that might tempt me late at night, which is when I usually crave something really fattening. What am I going to do? Drive out at 11 at night just to satisfy a craving? No, that’s crazy Picture Quote #1

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it Picture Quote #1

Keep food in the fridge, so it don’t go stale. When there is nothing left to eat, I bite my nails Picture Quote #1

This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be Picture Quote #1

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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Picture Quote #1

I never expected this to happen in my lifetime and shall be asking my family to put some champagne in the fridge Picture Quote #1

I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool Picture Quote #1

The whole dream of having your own place is great, but the reality is having to cook and clean yourself and do the washing and make sure there’s milk in the fridge. But you have to grow up some time Picture Quote #1

I know what it’s like not to have food in the fridge or money to buy more Picture Quote #1

Keep food in the fridge, so it don’t go stale. When there is nothing left to eat, I bite my nails Picture Quote #1

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It’s a stark thought that when we die most of us will leave behind uneaten biscuits, unused coffee, half toilet rolls, half cartons of milk in the fridge to go sour; that everyday functional things will outlive us and prove that we weren’t ready to go; that we weren’t smart or knowing or heroic; that we were just animals whose animal bodies stopped working without any sort of schedule or any consent from us Picture Quote #1

What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them Picture Quote #1

I constantly walk into a room and I don’t remember why. But for some reason, I think there’s going to be a clue in the fridge Picture Quote #1

Outside, there was that predawn kind of clarity, where the momentum of living has not quite captured the day. The air was not filled with conversation or thought bubbles or laughter or sidelong glances. Everyone was sleeping, all of their ideas and hopes and hidden agendas entangled in the dream world, leaving this world clear and crisp and cold as a bottle of milk in the fridge Picture Quote #1

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack Picture Quote #1

Well, I’ve got a color telly, and a fridge. I’ve got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more Picture Quote #1

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The thing about my fridge is, it’s a family fridge, so there’s a little of something everybody likes in there Picture Quote #1

Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge Picture Quote #1

I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes Picture Quote #1

Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn’t listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge Picture Quote #1

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge Picture Quote #1

Only the rich can achieve enlightenment because the poor are too busy looking for fridge freezers Picture Quote #1

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My family get so mad at me when they come over. All I’ll have in is milk and eggs. I mainly keep film in my fridge - it’s better for it; it stops it from going old. I’m bad at eating healthy; I usually just run across the street and get cheeseburgers. (Fridge Quotes) When I’m doing kitchen planning as well as bathroom design, I try to walk through the day with the homeowner. If we’re talking about a kitchen, it will be: So, we are walking in with the groceries. When we are taking them out of the car, where will they go? What is the distance to fridge, to pantry? (Fridge Quotes) Growing up in Britain, we didn’t have much, worked for everything. To leave food on the plate, Mom classed it as being rude and so we ate because we were hungry, not ate because we had a choice in the fridge. (Fridge Quotes) Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight. (Fridge Quotes) If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature’s refrigerator - your car! (Fridge Quotes) I’m still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there’s half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola. (Fridge Quotes) I keep my perfume in the fridge. If someone sees me in the morning pushing aside the eggs to grab my perfume, it might look a little odd, but it’s so refreshing to spray cold fragrance on your skin. (Fridge Quotes) Instead of piling up food in my fridge that says ‘Come eat me!’ I keep enough for only a couple of days. And I rarely have treats around that might tempt me late at night, which is when I usually crave something really fattening. What am I going to do? Drive out at 11 at night just to satisfy a craving? No, that’s crazy. (Fridge Quotes) I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before. (Fridge Quotes) I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it. (Fridge Quotes) Keep food in the fridge, so it don’t go stale. When there is nothing left to eat, I bite my nails. (Fridge Quotes) This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be. (Fridge Quotes) A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge (Fridge Quotes) I never expected this to happen in my lifetime and shall be asking my family to put some champagne in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool (Fridge Quotes) The whole dream of having your own place is great, but the reality is having to cook and clean yourself and do the washing and make sure there’s milk in the fridge. But you have to grow up some time (Fridge Quotes) I know what it’s like not to have food in the fridge or money to buy more (Fridge Quotes) Keep food in the fridge, so it don’t go stale. When there is nothing left to eat, I bite my nails (Fridge Quotes) It’s a stark thought that when we die most of us will leave behind uneaten biscuits, unused coffee, half toilet rolls, half cartons of milk in the fridge to go sour; that everyday functional things will outlive us and prove that we weren’t ready to go; that we weren’t smart or knowing or heroic; that we were just animals whose animal bodies stopped working without any sort of schedule or any consent from us (Fridge Quotes) What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them (Fridge Quotes) I constantly walk into a room and I don’t remember why. But for some reason, I think there’s going to be a clue in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) Outside, there was that predawn kind of clarity, where the momentum of living has not quite captured the day. The air was not filled with conversation or thought bubbles or laughter or sidelong glances. Everyone was sleeping, all of their ideas and hopes and hidden agendas entangled in the dream world, leaving this world clear and crisp and cold as a bottle of milk in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack (Fridge Quotes) Well, I’ve got a color telly, and a fridge. I’ve got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more (Fridge Quotes) The thing about my fridge is, it’s a family fridge, so there’s a little of something everybody likes in there (Fridge Quotes) Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes (Fridge Quotes) Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn’t listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge (Fridge Quotes) There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge (Fridge Quotes) Only the rich can achieve enlightenment because the poor are too busy looking for fridge freezers (Fridge Quotes)

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