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Friends TV Show Quotes

You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? Picture Quote #1

You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? Picture Quote #1

I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Picture Quote #1

I used to get medical experiments done on me. Finally, an explanation Picture Quote #1

I’ve had a very long, hard day Picture Quote #1

All right, where’s that turkey Picture Quote #1

Occupation...? Dinosaurs Picture Quote #1

Ross Picture Quote #1

I got her machine. Her answering machine? No, interestingly enough her leafblower picked up Picture Quote #1

Hey, How you doing? Picture Quote #1

What are we doing? Wasting our lives. I meant for lunch Picture Quote #1

Is that your card? Picture Quote #1

They don’t know that we know they know we know Picture Quote #1

How can you not care? Like this Picture Quote #1

Hey, shaving? No, rabies Picture Quote #1

Do you have a plan? I don't even have a pla Picture Quote #1

Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe Picture Quote #1

Ross, how about you? What would you give up, sex or food. Food! Ok, how about.. uhm... sex or dinosaurs? Picture Quote #1

Oh, sorry. Did I get ya? No, you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me! Picture Quote #1

She’s right, if I were a guy and.. Did I just say “If I were a guy”? Picture Quote #1

What I do is, I look a woman up and down and I say: “Hey, how you doing?” Picture Quote #1

You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died? Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer Picture Quote #1

Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor? I am a doctor! Picture Quote #1

I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer. Your mother killed herself. She was a drug dealer Picture Quote #1

Rach, I got a message from you. Oh my God Ross, no hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the... You’re over me? Ohhhhhhhh God. When, when were you.. under me? Picture Quote #1

I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be

All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men Picture Quote #1

You’re right! I have no excuses, I was totally over the line. Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you! Picture Quote #1

We did it 298 times! You kept count? You are such a loser. A loser you did it with 298 times! Picture Quote #1

Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst thing that could happen? He could hear me Picture Quote #1

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You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Friends TV Show Quotes) You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? (Friends TV Show Quotes) I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (Friends TV Show Quotes) I used to get medical experiments done on me. Finally, an explanation (Friends TV Show Quotes) I’ve had a very long, hard day (Friends TV Show Quotes) All right, where’s that turkey (Friends TV Show Quotes) Occupation...? Dinosaurs (Friends TV Show Quotes) Ross (Friends TV Show Quotes) I got her machine. Her answering machine? No, interestingly enough her leafblower picked up (Friends TV Show Quotes) Hey, How you doing? (Friends TV Show Quotes) What are we doing? Wasting our lives. I meant for lunch (Friends TV Show Quotes) Is that your card? (Friends TV Show Quotes) They don’t know that we know they know we know (Friends TV Show Quotes) How can you not care? Like this (Friends TV Show Quotes) Hey, shaving? No, rabies (Friends TV Show Quotes) Do you have a plan? I don't even have a pla (Friends TV Show Quotes) Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe (Friends TV Show Quotes) Ross, how about you? What would you give up, sex or food. Food! Ok, how about.. uhm... sex or dinosaurs? (Friends TV Show Quotes) Oh, sorry. Did I get ya? No, you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me! (Friends TV Show Quotes) She’s right, if I were a guy and.. Did I just say “If I were a guy”? (Friends TV Show Quotes) What I do is, I look a woman up and down and I say: “Hey, how you doing?” (Friends TV Show Quotes) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died? Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer (Friends TV Show Quotes) Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor? I am a doctor! (Friends TV Show Quotes) I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer. Your mother killed herself. She was a drug dealer (Friends TV Show Quotes) Rach, I got a message from you. Oh my God Ross, no hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the... You’re over me? Ohhhhhhhh God. When, when were you.. under me? (Friends TV Show Quotes) I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be "How you doin'?" (Friends TV Show Quotes) All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men (Friends TV Show Quotes) You’re right! I have no excuses, I was totally over the line. Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you! (Friends TV Show Quotes) We did it 298 times! You kept count? You are such a loser. A loser you did it with 298 times! (Friends TV Show Quotes) Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst thing that could happen? He could hear me (Friends TV Show Quotes)

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