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Friends TV Show Quotes

I think you guys would be very happy here. Oh no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple. Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?! We are not having this conversation Picture Quote #1

Check it outtt! What the hell is that?! It’s... it’s a cat! Why is it inside out?! Picture Quote #1

Whupah! What’s “whupah”? You know, whipped, Whupah! That’s not whipped! Whipped is whutshhh! That’s what I said Whupah! You can;t do anything! Picture Quote #1

What's “pleh”? That's “help” spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air Picture Quote #1

But it hurts my Joey's apple. For the last time, it's not named after each individual man Picture Quote #1

Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? You know? Heads she wins, tails I lose! Wait a minute... Yes, Joe? I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning! Picture Quote #1

Because you waited too long to make your move... and now you’re in the “Friend Zone”. I’m not in the Zone. No, Ross, you’re mayor of the Zone Picture Quote #1

What I don’t get is the way some guys can do so many mean things and then not even care Picture Quote #1

What is that? That’s fire. It beats everything. Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? Picture Quote #1

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows... then please give me money so I can buy a computer Picture Quote #1

Guess what happened at work today! A dinosaur died a million years ago? Try sixty-fix million years ago.. and then try shhhhh! Picture Quote #1

We started a rumor. What rumor? Oh come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us! Picture Quote #1

I’ll never be a bride again. Now I’m just someone’s wife. And I’m the happiest guy in the world Picture Quote #1

I’ve watched every single episode at least 5 times. But when I rewatch, I laugh just as hard as I did the first time Picture Quote #1

Oh my God. Introduce us! This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross! And that’s Phoebe. And that’s Joey. Hey, how you doin’? Don’t!! Picture Quote #1

No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not. You’re an actor Picture Quote #1

Okay, What if I was the president? Well, then, we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are Picture Quote #1

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “No divorces in ‘99!” But your divorce isn’t final yet. Just the one divorce in ‘99! Picture Quote #1

Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer. Well, I think - I think Ross already has one Picture Quote #1

You were my midnight kisser? You were my first kiss with Rachel? You were my first kiss ever?! What did I marry into?! Picture Quote #1

I am so mad, Ross! I don’t think I’ve ever been this angry! What about the time I said we’re on a break? Picture Quote #1

What happened? That was my dad! Hey you guys, check it out, check it out! It’s like it’s coming right at me Picture Quote #1

Some girl ate Monica! Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. So how many cameras are actually on you? Picture Quote #1

Oh Joey, Sorry! That’s gonna leave a stain! Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s! Look! I’ve never lived like this before. All right, don’t waste it. I mean it’s still food Picture Quote #1

When I was 15 my dad bought me my own boat. Your own boat? He was trying to cheer me up. My pony was sick Picture Quote #1

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I think you guys would be very happy here. Oh no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple. Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?! We are not having this conversation (Friends TV Show Quotes) Check it outtt! What the hell is that?! It’s... it’s a cat! Why is it inside out?! (Friends TV Show Quotes) Whupah! What’s “whupah”? You know, whipped, Whupah! That’s not whipped! Whipped is whutshhh! That’s what I said Whupah! You can;t do anything! (Friends TV Show Quotes) What's “pleh”? That's “help” spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air (Friends TV Show Quotes) But it hurts my Joey's apple. For the last time, it's not named after each individual man (Friends TV Show Quotes) Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? You know? Heads she wins, tails I lose! Wait a minute... Yes, Joe? I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning! (Friends TV Show Quotes) Because you waited too long to make your move... and now you’re in the “Friend Zone”. I’m not in the Zone. No, Ross, you’re mayor of the Zone (Friends TV Show Quotes) What I don’t get is the way some guys can do so many mean things and then not even care (Friends TV Show Quotes) What is that? That’s fire. It beats everything. Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? (Friends TV Show Quotes) If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows... then please give me money so I can buy a computer (Friends TV Show Quotes) Guess what happened at work today! A dinosaur died a million years ago? Try sixty-fix million years ago.. and then try shhhhh! (Friends TV Show Quotes) We started a rumor. What rumor? Oh come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us! (Friends TV Show Quotes) I’ll never be a bride again. Now I’m just someone’s wife. And I’m the happiest guy in the world (Friends TV Show Quotes) I’ve watched every single episode at least 5 times. But when I rewatch, I laugh just as hard as I did the first time (Friends TV Show Quotes) Oh my God. Introduce us! This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross! And that’s Phoebe. And that’s Joey. Hey, how you doin’? Don’t!! (Friends TV Show Quotes) No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not. You’re an actor (Friends TV Show Quotes) Okay, What if I was the president? Well, then, we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are (Friends TV Show Quotes) I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “No divorces in ‘99!” But your divorce isn’t final yet. Just the one divorce in ‘99! (Friends TV Show Quotes) Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer. Well, I think - I think Ross already has one (Friends TV Show Quotes) You were my midnight kisser? You were my first kiss with Rachel? You were my first kiss ever?! What did I marry into?! (Friends TV Show Quotes) I am so mad, Ross! I don’t think I’ve ever been this angry! What about the time I said we’re on a break? (Friends TV Show Quotes) What happened? That was my dad! Hey you guys, check it out, check it out! It’s like it’s coming right at me (Friends TV Show Quotes) Some girl ate Monica! Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. So how many cameras are actually on you? (Friends TV Show Quotes) Oh Joey, Sorry! That’s gonna leave a stain! Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s! Look! I’ve never lived like this before. All right, don’t waste it. I mean it’s still food (Friends TV Show Quotes) When I was 15 my dad bought me my own boat. Your own boat? He was trying to cheer me up. My pony was sick (Friends TV Show Quotes)

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