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Fruitcake Quotes

You’re going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake Picture Quote #1

There’s a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us Picture Quote #1

You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake Picture Quote #1

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat Picture Quote #1

Declare this smite time, extracting precious gems and wholly hours you share to fruitcake a friend so dear Picture Quote #1

The thing with children is they’re a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they’re going to turn out Picture Quote #1

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My favorite part was when my grandfather and I would make a special trip to Firpo’s Bakery for red and green Christmas cookies and fruitcake studded with the sweetest cherries I’ve ever tasted. Usually Firpo’s was too expensive for our slim budget, but Christmas mornings they gave a discount to any children who came in Picture Quote #1

I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don’t have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves. I would rather see a blank space where I am. This will sound like fruitcake stuff again but at least I wouldn’t be harming anything Picture Quote #1

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface Picture Quote #1

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet Picture Quote #1

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don’t particularly like Picture Quote #1

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface Picture Quote #1

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other Picture Quote #1

I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don’t have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves. I would rather see a blank space where I am. This will sound like fruitcake stuff again but at least I wouldn’t be harming anything Picture Quote #1

Fruitcake is like semen, there’s a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it Picture Quote #1

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses Picture Quote #1

The thing with children is they’re a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they’re going to turn out Picture Quote #1

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You’re going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake (Fruitcake Quotes) There’s a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us (Fruitcake Quotes) You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake (Fruitcake Quotes) Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat (Fruitcake Quotes) Declare this smite time, extracting precious gems and wholly hours you share to fruitcake a friend so dear (Fruitcake Quotes) The thing with children is they’re a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they’re going to turn out. (Fruitcake Quotes) My favorite part was when my grandfather and I would make a special trip to Firpo’s Bakery for red and green Christmas cookies and fruitcake studded with the sweetest cherries I’ve ever tasted. Usually Firpo’s was too expensive for our slim budget, but Christmas mornings they gave a discount to any children who came in. (Fruitcake Quotes) I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don’t have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves. I would rather see a blank space where I am. This will sound like fruitcake stuff again but at least I wouldn’t be harming anything. (Fruitcake Quotes) Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface. (Fruitcake Quotes) Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet (Fruitcake Quotes) Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don’t particularly like (Fruitcake Quotes) Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface (Fruitcake Quotes) The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other (Fruitcake Quotes) I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don’t have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves. I would rather see a blank space where I am. This will sound like fruitcake stuff again but at least I wouldn’t be harming anything (Fruitcake Quotes) Fruitcake is like semen, there’s a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it (Fruitcake Quotes) The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses (Fruitcake Quotes) The thing with children is they’re a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they’re going to turn out (Fruitcake Quotes)