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Funeral Quotes

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead Picture Quote #1

The reason so many people showed up at his funeral was because they wanted to make sure he was dead Picture Quote #1

What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you Picture Quote #1

The funeral was over, at last I could cry. Except that I couldn't. My tears, kept in too long, had fossilized. They would have to stay in forever now Picture Quote #1

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing Picture Quote #1

Rome - the city of visible history, where the past of a whole hemisphere seems moving in funeral procession with strange ancestral images and trophies gathered from afar Picture Quote #1

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Our army shall in solemn show attend this funeral, and then to rome. Come, Dolabella, see high order in this great solemnity Picture Quote #1

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car Picture Quote #1

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it Picture Quote #1

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud Picture Quote #1

I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family Picture Quote #1

Here under leave of Brutus and the rest (For Brutus is an honorable man; so are they all, all honorable men), come I to speak in Caesar's funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me; but Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man Picture Quote #1

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The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license Picture Quote #1

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness Picture Quote #1

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men Picture Quote #1

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening Picture Quote #1

When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children; I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack Picture Quote #1

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment Picture Quote #1

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It is like visiting one’s funeral, like visiting loss in its purest and most monumental form, this wild darkness, which is not only unknown but which one cannot enter as oneself Picture Quote #1

Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the funeral be perfectly private, with as few persons attending, and as little show and expense as possible Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be at my sister’s funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic Picture Quote #1

I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye. That’s how much the bank meant to my father Picture Quote #1

Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral Picture Quote #1

Funeral expenses are the curse of the poor everywhere on earth, they are wasteful and unnecessary, they are the price of foolish ostentation and a display that is less an evidence of grief than a vulgar travesty of those pompous obsequies where no grief is Picture Quote #1

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I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it Picture Quote #1

My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket Picture Quote #1

I remember from my father’s funeral that the minister kept using a metaphor about life of a prism. And I took that away like a cherished image Picture Quote #1

I hope you die... P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse Picture Quote #1

Come now, don’t make such a funeral face. It isn’t dying that’s sad; it’s living when you’re not happy Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to go into a fridge at an undertaker’s. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you Picture Quote #1

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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead (Funeral Quotes) The reason so many people showed up at his funeral was because they wanted to make sure he was dead (Funeral Quotes) What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you (Funeral Quotes) The funeral was over, at last I could cry. Except that I couldn't. My tears, kept in too long, had fossilized. They would have to stay in forever now (Funeral Quotes) I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing (Funeral Quotes) Rome - the city of visible history, where the past of a whole hemisphere seems moving in funeral procession with strange ancestral images and trophies gathered from afar (Funeral Quotes) Our army shall in solemn show attend this funeral, and then to rome. Come, Dolabella, see high order in this great solemnity (Funeral Quotes) I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car (Funeral Quotes) I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it (Funeral Quotes) And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud (Funeral Quotes) I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family (Funeral Quotes) Here under leave of Brutus and the rest (For Brutus is an honorable man; so are they all, all honorable men), come I to speak in Caesar's funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me; but Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man (Funeral Quotes) The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license (Funeral Quotes) I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness (Funeral Quotes) Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men (Funeral Quotes) My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening (Funeral Quotes) When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children; I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack (Funeral Quotes) In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment (Funeral Quotes) It is like visiting one’s funeral, like visiting loss in its purest and most monumental form, this wild darkness, which is not only unknown but which one cannot enter as oneself (Funeral Quotes) Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the funeral be perfectly private, with as few persons attending, and as little show and expense as possible (Funeral Quotes) I wanted to be at my sister’s funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic (Funeral Quotes) I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye. That’s how much the bank meant to my father (Funeral Quotes) Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral (Funeral Quotes) Funeral expenses are the curse of the poor everywhere on earth, they are wasteful and unnecessary, they are the price of foolish ostentation and a display that is less an evidence of grief than a vulgar travesty of those pompous obsequies where no grief is (Funeral Quotes) I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it (Funeral Quotes) My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket (Funeral Quotes) I remember from my father’s funeral that the minister kept using a metaphor about life of a prism. And I took that away like a cherished image (Funeral Quotes) I hope you die... P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse (Funeral Quotes) Come now, don’t make such a funeral face. It isn’t dying that’s sad; it’s living when you’re not happy (Funeral Quotes) I don’t want to go into a fridge at an undertaker’s. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you (Funeral Quotes)

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