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Funeral Quotes

The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail Picture Quote #1

A woman who feels ugly can go to the best party and have a terrible time, but a woman who likes the way she looks can go to a funeral and have a marvellous time Picture Quote #1

Certain very old people reach an age where every funeral becomes some sort of insane confirmation of strength, rather than of vulnerability, as it is when we are in our thirties or forties and our friends die Picture Quote #1

A woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral Picture Quote #1

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad Picture Quote #1

People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And people are looking for hope and inspiration. I understand that Picture Quote #1

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A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery Picture Quote #1

When I’m dead I don’t want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive Picture Quote #1

You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather Picture Quote #1

I’m not allergic to fashion. I’m just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they’re going to a funeral or to court Picture Quote #1

It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancées whom they have never seen Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he’ll ride to his own funeral Picture Quote #1

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I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral Picture Quote #1

To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches Picture Quote #1

My own funeral, I’d like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in the double parlor, and I would like all the flowers to be white Picture Quote #1

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead Picture Quote #1

Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night Picture Quote #1

More knowledge may be gained of a man’s real character by a short conversation with one of his servants than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral Picture Quote #1

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A funeral isn’t for the dead. You’ll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won’t even be there Picture Quote #1

The slaying of multitudes should be mourned with sorrow. A victory should be celebrated with the funeral rite Picture Quote #1

A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unreeled. We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation’s young men are so, its funeral bell is already rung Picture Quote #1

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral Picture Quote #1

I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life Picture Quote #1

Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who’s knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that’s some kind of record Picture Quote #1

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According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy Picture Quote #1

Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral Picture Quote #1

There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral Picture Quote #1

Friends: not one. Just a few acquaintances who imagine they feel something for me and who might be sorry if a train ran over me and the funeral was on a rainy day Picture Quote #1

It’s not what I’d want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie Picture Quote #1

It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding Picture Quote #1

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The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail (Funeral Quotes) A woman who feels ugly can go to the best party and have a terrible time, but a woman who likes the way she looks can go to a funeral and have a marvellous time (Funeral Quotes) Certain very old people reach an age where every funeral becomes some sort of insane confirmation of strength, rather than of vulnerability, as it is when we are in our thirties or forties and our friends die (Funeral Quotes) A woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral (Funeral Quotes) My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad (Funeral Quotes) People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And people are looking for hope and inspiration. I understand that (Funeral Quotes) A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery (Funeral Quotes) When I’m dead I don’t want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive (Funeral Quotes) You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather (Funeral Quotes) I’m not allergic to fashion. I’m just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they’re going to a funeral or to court (Funeral Quotes) It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancées whom they have never seen (Funeral Quotes) Don’t worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he’ll ride to his own funeral (Funeral Quotes) I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral (Funeral Quotes) To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches (Funeral Quotes) My own funeral, I’d like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in the double parlor, and I would like all the flowers to be white (Funeral Quotes) Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead (Funeral Quotes) Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night (Funeral Quotes) More knowledge may be gained of a man’s real character by a short conversation with one of his servants than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral (Funeral Quotes) A funeral isn’t for the dead. You’ll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won’t even be there (Funeral Quotes) The slaying of multitudes should be mourned with sorrow. A victory should be celebrated with the funeral rite (Funeral Quotes) A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unreeled. We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation’s young men are so, its funeral bell is already rung (Funeral Quotes) I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral (Funeral Quotes) I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life (Funeral Quotes) Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who’s knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that’s some kind of record (Funeral Quotes) According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy (Funeral Quotes) Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral (Funeral Quotes) There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral (Funeral Quotes) Friends: not one. Just a few acquaintances who imagine they feel something for me and who might be sorry if a train ran over me and the funeral was on a rainy day (Funeral Quotes) It’s not what I’d want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie (Funeral Quotes) It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding (Funeral Quotes)

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