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Funeral Quotes

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in Picture Quote #1

It’s bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral Picture Quote #1

When you’re at a funeral and you’re crying, you’re crying for yourself Picture Quote #1

There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I’ll go to South America and live among the Pemon people and meditate. When the time is right, they can throw my body into the volcano Picture Quote #1

If you’re dressed for my funeral, it’s too casual. If it’s just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists Picture Quote #1

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But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They’re not invited to the funeral, period Picture Quote #1

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers Picture Quote #1

My biggest blast-off hit was ‘You Raise Me Up.’ If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it’s a good pick Picture Quote #1

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man’s funeral is usually Uncle Sam Picture Quote #1

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him Picture Quote #1

Each family of the United States military now attends to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration Picture Quote #1

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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he’s dead Picture Quote #1

You caused this. Mother is dead from having too many children. Sanger expressing hate for her father at her mothers funeral Picture Quote #1

When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and I’ve done so ever since Picture Quote #1

Orthodox Christians have the habit of claiming all great men, all men who have held important positions, men of reputation, men of wealth. As soon as the funeral is over clergymen begin to relate imaginary conversations with the deceased, and in a very little while the great man is changed to a Christian - possibly to a saint Picture Quote #1

What’s even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you’re diseased or something Picture Quote #1

The sort of lifetime achievement stuff that I’m getting now is kind of like Tom Sawyer’s funeral because they all know I’m sick. I am getting buildings named after me and awards and stuff Picture Quote #1

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You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business Picture Quote #1

He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same Picture Quote #1

I’ve had to write a column an hour after I’ve come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was Picture Quote #1

Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral Picture Quote #1

Visit the Navy-Yard, and behold a marine, such a man as an American government can make, or such as it can make a man with its black arts - a mere shadow and reminiscence of humanity, a man laid out alive and standing, and already, as one may say, buried under arms with funeral accompaniments Picture Quote #1

I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people’s and would certainly not appreciate my own Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it Picture Quote #1

Each family of the United States military now attends to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration Picture Quote #1

Boros is not with the team today because he’s attending his daughter’s funeral. Oh, wait, it’s her wedding Picture Quote #1

According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy Picture Quote #1

I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it Picture Quote #1

There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I’ll go to South America and live among the Pemon people and meditate. When the time is right, they can throw my body into the volcano Picture Quote #1

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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in (Funeral Quotes) It’s bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral (Funeral Quotes) When you’re at a funeral and you’re crying, you’re crying for yourself (Funeral Quotes) There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I’ll go to South America and live among the Pemon people and meditate. When the time is right, they can throw my body into the volcano (Funeral Quotes) If you’re dressed for my funeral, it’s too casual. If it’s just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists (Funeral Quotes) It doesn’t matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather (Funeral Quotes) But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They’re not invited to the funeral, period (Funeral Quotes) A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers (Funeral Quotes) My biggest blast-off hit was ‘You Raise Me Up.’ If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it’s a good pick (Funeral Quotes) Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man’s funeral is usually Uncle Sam (Funeral Quotes) The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him (Funeral Quotes) Each family of the United States military now attends to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration (Funeral Quotes) The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he’s dead (Funeral Quotes) You caused this. Mother is dead from having too many children. Sanger expressing hate for her father at her mothers funeral (Funeral Quotes) When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and I’ve done so ever since (Funeral Quotes) Orthodox Christians have the habit of claiming all great men, all men who have held important positions, men of reputation, men of wealth. As soon as the funeral is over clergymen begin to relate imaginary conversations with the deceased, and in a very little while the great man is changed to a Christian - possibly to a saint (Funeral Quotes) What’s even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you’re diseased or something. (Funeral Quotes) The sort of lifetime achievement stuff that I’m getting now is kind of like Tom Sawyer’s funeral because they all know I’m sick. I am getting buildings named after me and awards and stuff. (Funeral Quotes) You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business. (Funeral Quotes) He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same. (Funeral Quotes) I’ve had to write a column an hour after I’ve come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was. (Funeral Quotes) Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral. (Funeral Quotes) Visit the Navy-Yard, and behold a marine, such a man as an American government can make, or such as it can make a man with its black arts - a mere shadow and reminiscence of humanity, a man laid out alive and standing, and already, as one may say, buried under arms with funeral accompaniments. (Funeral Quotes) I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people’s and would certainly not appreciate my own. (Funeral Quotes) I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it (Funeral Quotes) Each family of the United States military now attends to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration. (Funeral Quotes) Boros is not with the team today because he’s attending his daughter’s funeral. Oh, wait, it’s her wedding. (Funeral Quotes) According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. (Funeral Quotes) I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it. (Funeral Quotes) There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I’ll go to South America and live among the Pemon people and meditate. When the time is right, they can throw my body into the volcano. (Funeral Quotes)

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