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Funeral Quotes

At Ken Lay’s funeral service the minister compared him to Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. The difference is Dr. King had a dream, Ken Lay had a scheme Picture Quote #1

I see people driving cars, winding down the streets. I don’t know where these people think they’re going. They’re going to the funeral home; that’s about it Picture Quote #1

We need to take our cue from the drug dealers in Hoboken who, when they reach twenty, go to the local undertaker and prepay their funeral because they don’t expect to live to thirty Picture Quote #1

Growing up, I saw my mother cry exactly once. The morning of her brother’s funeral. One long tear ran down her cheek through her make up until she caught it near her mouth and patted it dry with a tissue she pulled from inside her sleeve Picture Quote #1

Y’all better not come to my studio with that fake shit Y’all better not come to my funeral with that fake shit Y’all better off realizin’ there’s nothin’ that y’all could do wit’ me All I ever asked is keep it eight more than 92 with me, 100 Picture Quote #1

I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn’t have a vocalist. I didn’t get paid. I needed to sing Picture Quote #1

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It’s different when the person you love dies. There’s an awful finality to death. But it is final. The end. And there’s the funeral, family gatherings, grieving, all of those necessary rituals. And they help, believe me. When the object of your love just disappears, there’s no way to deal with the grief and pain Picture Quote #1

I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye. That’s how much the bank meant to my father Picture Quote #1

I don’t want the sort of funeral that everybody else has, but there is one hymn, a good Protestant hymn, and it is sung at all Protestant funerals, and I think I should have it sung at mine. It is called ‘The Day Thou Gave Us Lord is Ended’ Picture Quote #1

Don’t go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day, Picture Quote #1

One day you will disappear on a funeral pyre - just into nothingness, as smoke Picture Quote #1

I’ve always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn’t an actor Picture Quote #1

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There are so many cruel decisions parents have to make when their child dies. The funeral director requested a sheet for the coffin, and I sent the cozy flannel one, pale blue with happy snowmen, that had just been put away with the winter linens Picture Quote #1

My own funeral, I’d like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in the double parlor, and I would like all the flowers to be white Picture Quote #1

I’ve got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess Picture Quote #1

The biggest problem is the funerals that don’t exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn’t in the United States Picture Quote #1

Talk to people no one else is talking to. Who would have thought that giving a speech at a funeral at age 12 would introduce me to a man who would introduce me to my first business contact who would introduce me to several other important people in my life. That’s luck. That’s randomness Picture Quote #1

I’ve always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral Picture Quote #1

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My mum passing away wasn’t funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation Picture Quote #1

At my funeral, if one said, ‘Nick was a generous person,’ trust me I won’t be doing cartwheels in my coffin. Recognition from people is never and never will be a goal. Some people strive for that respect or honor. Living a life to just reach for the position and status is vanity and sin Picture Quote #1

I’m not allergic to fashion. I’m just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they’re going to a funeral or to court Picture Quote #1

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse Picture Quote #1

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be Picture Quote #1

I’ll know that I did good things in my life if the Westboro Baptists picket at my funeral Picture Quote #1

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I thought I’d become a funeral director when I wasn’t going to be an actor.. I thought I would be good at helping some people with the grieving process and with trying to get them to talk about and understand who this person was Picture Quote #1

If at my funeral they’re talking about my boxing stories, I’d be disappointed because this is just a springboard for when I’m finished. It’s just a game. It’s pretty silly when you think about it: two grown men punching each other in the face and taking it seriously Picture Quote #1

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man’s funeral is usually Uncle Sam Picture Quote #1

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At Ken Lay’s funeral service the minister compared him to Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. The difference is Dr. King had a dream, Ken Lay had a scheme. (Funeral Quotes) I see people driving cars, winding down the streets. I don’t know where these people think they’re going. They’re going to the funeral home; that’s about it. (Funeral Quotes) We need to take our cue from the drug dealers in Hoboken who, when they reach twenty, go to the local undertaker and prepay their funeral because they don’t expect to live to thirty. (Funeral Quotes) Growing up, I saw my mother cry exactly once. The morning of her brother’s funeral. One long tear ran down her cheek through her make up until she caught it near her mouth and patted it dry with a tissue she pulled from inside her sleeve. (Funeral Quotes) Y’all better not come to my studio with that fake shit Y’all better not come to my funeral with that fake shit Y’all better off realizin’ there’s nothin’ that y’all could do wit’ me All I ever asked is keep it eight more than 92 with me, 100 (Funeral Quotes) I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn’t have a vocalist. I didn’t get paid. I needed to sing. (Funeral Quotes) It’s different when the person you love dies. There’s an awful finality to death. But it is final. The end. And there’s the funeral, family gatherings, grieving, all of those necessary rituals. And they help, believe me. When the object of your love just disappears, there’s no way to deal with the grief and pain. (Funeral Quotes) I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye. That’s how much the bank meant to my father. (Funeral Quotes) I don’t want the sort of funeral that everybody else has, but there is one hymn, a good Protestant hymn, and it is sung at all Protestant funerals, and I think I should have it sung at mine. It is called ‘The Day Thou Gave Us Lord is Ended’. (Funeral Quotes) Don’t go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day, (Funeral Quotes) One day you will disappear on a funeral pyre - just into nothingness, as smoke (Funeral Quotes) I’ve always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn’t an actor (Funeral Quotes) There are so many cruel decisions parents have to make when their child dies. The funeral director requested a sheet for the coffin, and I sent the cozy flannel one, pale blue with happy snowmen, that had just been put away with the winter linens. (Funeral Quotes) My own funeral, I’d like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in the double parlor, and I would like all the flowers to be white. (Funeral Quotes) I’ve got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess. (Funeral Quotes) The biggest problem is the funerals that don’t exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn’t in the United States. (Funeral Quotes) Talk to people no one else is talking to. Who would have thought that giving a speech at a funeral at age 12 would introduce me to a man who would introduce me to my first business contact who would introduce me to several other important people in my life. That’s luck. That’s randomness. (Funeral Quotes) I’ve always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. (Funeral Quotes) My mum passing away wasn’t funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation. (Funeral Quotes) At my funeral, if one said, ‘Nick was a generous person,’ trust me I won’t be doing cartwheels in my coffin. Recognition from people is never and never will be a goal. Some people strive for that respect or honor. Living a life to just reach for the position and status is vanity and sin. (Funeral Quotes) I’m not allergic to fashion. I’m just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they’re going to a funeral or to court. (Funeral Quotes) I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse. (Funeral Quotes) A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be (Funeral Quotes) I’ll know that I did good things in my life if the Westboro Baptists picket at my funeral (Funeral Quotes) I thought I’d become a funeral director when I wasn’t going to be an actor.. I thought I would be good at helping some people with the grieving process and with trying to get them to talk about and understand who this person was. (Funeral Quotes) If at my funeral they’re talking about my boxing stories, I’d be disappointed because this is just a springboard for when I’m finished. It’s just a game. It’s pretty silly when you think about it: two grown men punching each other in the face and taking it seriously. (Funeral Quotes) Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man’s funeral is usually Uncle Sam. (Funeral Quotes)

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