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Funerals Quotes

A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals... Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? Picture Quote #1

People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you’re alive? Picture Quote #1

Sometimes the truth don’t rhyme, sometime the lies get millions of views, funerals for little girls is that appealing to you? Picture Quote #1

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs Picture Quote #1

I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings Picture Quote #1

I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high Picture Quote #1

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I’m more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It’s not a retail experience. It’s an existential one Picture Quote #1

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted Picture Quote #1

Death was a big part of my life growing up. I went to lots of funerals Picture Quote #1

People feel guilty enough at funerals without having more guilt heaped on. I would prefer a bighearted preacher giving my eulogy, someone inclined to widen heaven’s doors. I don’t want to leave folks wondering whether I made it Picture Quote #1

I should like to abolish funerals; the time to mourn a person is at his birth, not his death Picture Quote #1

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we’re all dead who will host our funerals? Picture Quote #1

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I like a bit of color myself, I must say. At my time of life, if you wear nothing but black, people might think you were too mean to change frocks between funerals Picture Quote #1

You know all my life I’ve hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really are. And when I see people actually facing it that way, I have to act like a sap Picture Quote #1

Nothing is dead: men feign themselves dead, and endure mock funerals and mournful obituaries, and there they stand looking out ofthe window, sound and well, in some new and strange disguise Picture Quote #1

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days Picture Quote #1

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days Picture Quote #1

Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician Picture Quote #1

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Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Picture Quote #1

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly Picture Quote #1

There are ways of dying that don’t end in funerals. Types of death you can’t smell Picture Quote #1

I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death. I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals Picture Quote #1

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A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals... Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? (Funerals Quotes) People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you’re alive? (Funerals Quotes) Sometimes the truth don’t rhyme, sometime the lies get millions of views, funerals for little girls is that appealing to you? (Funerals Quotes) The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs (Funerals Quotes) I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings (Funerals Quotes) I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high (Funerals Quotes) I’m more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It’s not a retail experience. It’s an existential one (Funerals Quotes) You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted (Funerals Quotes) Death was a big part of my life growing up. I went to lots of funerals (Funerals Quotes) People feel guilty enough at funerals without having more guilt heaped on. I would prefer a bighearted preacher giving my eulogy, someone inclined to widen heaven’s doors. I don’t want to leave folks wondering whether I made it (Funerals Quotes) I should like to abolish funerals; the time to mourn a person is at his birth, not his death (Funerals Quotes) We may all host ourselves to death, and if we’re all dead who will host our funerals? (Funerals Quotes) I like a bit of color myself, I must say. At my time of life, if you wear nothing but black, people might think you were too mean to change frocks between funerals (Funerals Quotes) You know all my life I’ve hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really are. And when I see people actually facing it that way, I have to act like a sap (Funerals Quotes) Nothing is dead: men feign themselves dead, and endure mock funerals and mournful obituaries, and there they stand looking out ofthe window, sound and well, in some new and strange disguise (Funerals Quotes) They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days (Funerals Quotes) They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days (Funerals Quotes) Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician (Funerals Quotes) Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave (Funerals Quotes) I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly (Funerals Quotes) There are ways of dying that don’t end in funerals. Types of death you can’t smell (Funerals Quotes) I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death. I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals (Funerals Quotes)

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