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Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #7

You had one job Picture Quote #1

Nailed it Picture Quote #2

When all else fails take a nap Picture Quote #1

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

Only dead fish go with the flow Picture Quote #3

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I have so much to do that I'm going to bed Picture Quote #1

I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work Picture Quote #1

My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met Picture Quote #1

Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid Picture Quote #3

You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? Picture Quote #1

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now Picture Quote #1

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I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Picture Quote #1

I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be Picture Quote #1

Oh, my God. He’s online. Can he see me? Picture Quote #1

Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me Picture Quote #1

Get well soon! I can only be nice for so long Picture Quote #1

No one told him that he can breathe underwater Picture Quote #1

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Quick. My wife is coming! Picture Quote #1

Me. Internet. Life goals Picture Quote #1

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you Picture Quote #1

Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??” Picture Quote #1

When mom is alone with the baby. When dad is alone with the baby Picture Quote #1

Ohhh guuurl. That top... with those shoes? Picture Quote #1

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep Picture Quote #1

Me before I get ready in the morning Picture Quote #1

Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye Picture Quote #1

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good Picture Quote #1

Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home Picture Quote #1

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink Picture Quote #1

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Expectation. Reality (Funniest Quotes Ever) You had one job (Funniest Quotes Ever) Nailed it (Funniest Quotes Ever) When all else fails take a nap (Funniest Quotes Ever) So close, yet so far away (Funniest Quotes Ever) Only dead fish go with the flow (Funniest Quotes Ever) I have so much to do that I'm going to bed (Funniest Quotes Ever) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work (Funniest Quotes Ever) My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Funniest Quotes Ever) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funniest Quotes Ever) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Funniest Quotes Ever) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now (Funniest Quotes Ever) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In (Funniest Quotes Ever) I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be (Funniest Quotes Ever) Oh, my God. He’s online. Can he see me? (Funniest Quotes Ever) Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Funniest Quotes Ever) Get well soon! I can only be nice for so long (Funniest Quotes Ever) No one told him that he can breathe underwater (Funniest Quotes Ever) Quick. My wife is coming! (Funniest Quotes Ever) Me. Internet. Life goals (Funniest Quotes Ever) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Funniest Quotes Ever) Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??” (Funniest Quotes Ever) When mom is alone with the baby. When dad is alone with the baby (Funniest Quotes Ever) Ohhh guuurl. That top... with those shoes? (Funniest Quotes Ever) Why fall in love when you can fall asleep (Funniest Quotes Ever) Me before I get ready in the morning (Funniest Quotes Ever) Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye (Funniest Quotes Ever) I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good (Funniest Quotes Ever) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home (Funniest Quotes Ever) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Funniest Quotes Ever)

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