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Bye kids, we quit Picture Quote #1

How can you not care? Like this Picture Quote #1

And that’s how karma works Picture Quote #1

It’s... so... beautiful Picture Quote #1

No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? Picture Quote #1

Get well soon! I can only be nice for so long Picture Quote #1

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Girls checking out men. Men checking out girls Daaaaamn!! Picture Quote #1

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink Picture Quote #1

Diet starts next week Picture Quote #1

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour Picture Quote #1

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk Picture Quote #1

I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work Picture Quote #1

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I'm smarter than you're Picture Quote #1

Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee Picture Quote #1

Shopping is cheaper than therapy Picture Quote #1

I'll never be old enough to know better Picture Quote #1

I woke up early, there was no worm Picture Quote #1

Me, after watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show Picture Quote #1

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Don't make me poison your food, dear Picture Quote #1

Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve Picture Quote #1

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing Picture Quote #1

How I feel without makeup Picture Quote #1

Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth Picture Quote #1

Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do Picture Quote #1

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Well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch Picture Quote #1

That's not sweat on your face it's fat crying Picture Quote #1

My life so far Picture Quote #1

Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days Picture Quote #1

Life is short. Buy the shoes Picture Quote #1

Found it! Another home for the dog Picture Quote #1

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Bye kids, we quit (Funniest Quotes) How can you not care? Like this (Funniest Quotes) And that’s how karma works (Funniest Quotes) It’s... so... beautiful (Funniest Quotes) No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? (Funniest Quotes) Get well soon! I can only be nice for so long (Funniest Quotes) Girls checking out men. Men checking out girls Daaaaamn!! (Funniest Quotes) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Funniest Quotes) Diet starts next week (Funniest Quotes) I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour (Funniest Quotes) Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Funniest Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work (Funniest Quotes) I'm smarter than you're (Funniest Quotes) Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee (Funniest Quotes) Shopping is cheaper than therapy (Funniest Quotes) I'll never be old enough to know better (Funniest Quotes) I woke up early, there was no worm (Funniest Quotes) Me, after watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show (Funniest Quotes) Don't make me poison your food, dear (Funniest Quotes) Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve (Funniest Quotes) You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing (Funniest Quotes) How I feel without makeup (Funniest Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth (Funniest Quotes) Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funniest Quotes) Well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch (Funniest Quotes) That's not sweat on your face it's fat crying (Funniest Quotes) My life so far (Funniest Quotes) Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days (Funniest Quotes) Life is short. Buy the shoes (Funniest Quotes) Found it! Another home for the dog (Funniest Quotes)

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