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Funniest Quotes

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters Picture Quote #1

My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn’t imagine my life without her Picture Quote #1

My brother was an improviser. He’s now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would slam the door when she walked in or out Picture Quote #1

Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong Picture Quote #1

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My favorite show is America’s Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I’m laughing my head off! Picture Quote #1

I’m not the comic of the generation, I’m not even the funniest guy in my family Picture Quote #1

He’s the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t bug me and I’m sure I bug him sometimes Picture Quote #1

Be with someone who’s not the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest but the luckiest to have gotten you Picture Quote #1

When I started ‘DailyGrace,’ I was dating a 26-year-old guy I thought was the funniest person in the world. My creation process every day was imagining him watching my videos and wondering, ‘Will he laugh at this?’ But somehow that’s turned into an audience that’s mostly 15-year-old girls Picture Quote #1

I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy Picture Quote #1

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And then ‘Wanderlust,’ Ken Marino and David Wain wrote the funniest - they’re amazing. That was one of my most favorite creative experiences; we’re all up at that commune, a small group of people. Everyone was funnier than the next. It was an amazing ensemble feeling. Everyone gave and took in the best way Picture Quote #1

I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can’t do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny Picture Quote #1

I think some of the funniest and most artistic people I know are the ones who had a hard time at school. They often have humility and artistry. So, as much as I feel bad for kids who have to go through a rough childhood, I believe that if they can turn it around, it’s going to make them better people later on Picture Quote #1

Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it Picture Quote #1

By the way, I’m funniest when I’m not being funny. I’m better to laugh at than with, pretty much Picture Quote #1

Jesse Tyler Ferguson is probably one of the funniest people I’ve ever met in my life. Everything the kid does is funny. I think he tunes his life to being funny Picture Quote #1

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Kanye [West] just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a book - in 20 years, I’ll have a big book of analogies.They always make me laugh Picture Quote #1

I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner’s 2000-Year-Old Man’ sketch. I think it’s one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You’d never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he’s just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv Picture Quote #1

My mom’s brother was gay, and he actually passed away from AIDS when I was 13. He was quite a character, but he also worked at the electrical plant, so he was this complicated guy with a big laugh who would wear a trucker hat and do impressions. He was gay, but to me, Uncle Alan was just the funniest person in the world Picture Quote #1

Ransom thought her girly tendencies the funniest thing ever, constantly teased her over them, but the last time he’d opened his big mouth, she’d gotten her own back by pointing out that his long black hair sure did look well conditioned Picture Quote #1

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad’s wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, What do you want to be when you grow up? I said, A comedian. And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing Picture Quote #1

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Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read Picture Quote #1

Fred Savage,he’s America’s sweetheart, like I always say. One of the funniest, nicest, most decent... I love him like a brother Picture Quote #1

My guiltiest pleasure in life is ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ I watch them all - old, new - I don’t care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time Picture Quote #1

As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they’re the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually Picture Quote #1

I have a fantastic husband. Here’s the honeymoon part: I still think he’s the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I’ve ever known Picture Quote #1

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world (Funniest Quotes) Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters (Funniest Quotes) My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn’t imagine my life without her (Funniest Quotes) My brother was an improviser. He’s now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day (Funniest Quotes) The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would slam the door when she walked in or out (Funniest Quotes) Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong (Funniest Quotes) My favorite show is America’s Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I’m laughing my head off! (Funniest Quotes) I’m not the comic of the generation, I’m not even the funniest guy in my family (Funniest Quotes) He’s the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t bug me and I’m sure I bug him sometimes (Funniest Quotes) Be with someone who’s not the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest but the luckiest to have gotten you (Funniest Quotes) When I started ‘DailyGrace,’ I was dating a 26-year-old guy I thought was the funniest person in the world. My creation process every day was imagining him watching my videos and wondering, ‘Will he laugh at this?’ But somehow that’s turned into an audience that’s mostly 15-year-old girls (Funniest Quotes) I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy (Funniest Quotes) And then ‘Wanderlust,’ Ken Marino and David Wain wrote the funniest - they’re amazing. That was one of my most favorite creative experiences; we’re all up at that commune, a small group of people. Everyone was funnier than the next. It was an amazing ensemble feeling. Everyone gave and took in the best way. (Funniest Quotes) I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can’t do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny. (Funniest Quotes) I think some of the funniest and most artistic people I know are the ones who had a hard time at school. They often have humility and artistry. So, as much as I feel bad for kids who have to go through a rough childhood, I believe that if they can turn it around, it’s going to make them better people later on. (Funniest Quotes) Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it. (Funniest Quotes) By the way, I’m funniest when I’m not being funny. I’m better to laugh at than with, pretty much. (Funniest Quotes) Jesse Tyler Ferguson is probably one of the funniest people I’ve ever met in my life. Everything the kid does is funny. I think he tunes his life to being funny. (Funniest Quotes) Kanye [West] just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a book - in 20 years, I’ll have a big book of analogies.They always make me laugh. (Funniest Quotes) I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner’s 2000-Year-Old Man’ sketch. I think it’s one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You’d never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he’s just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv. (Funniest Quotes) My mom’s brother was gay, and he actually passed away from AIDS when I was 13. He was quite a character, but he also worked at the electrical plant, so he was this complicated guy with a big laugh who would wear a trucker hat and do impressions. He was gay, but to me, Uncle Alan was just the funniest person in the world. (Funniest Quotes) Ransom thought her girly tendencies the funniest thing ever, constantly teased her over them, but the last time he’d opened his big mouth, she’d gotten her own back by pointing out that his long black hair sure did look well conditioned. (Funniest Quotes) I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad’s wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, What do you want to be when you grow up? I said, A comedian. And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing... (Funniest Quotes) There may be something good in silence. It’s a brand new thing. You can hear the funniest little discussions, if you keep turning the volume down. Shut yourself up, and listen out loud. (Funniest Quotes) Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. (Funniest Quotes) Fred Savage,he’s America’s sweetheart, like I always say. One of the funniest, nicest, most decent... I love him like a brother. (Funniest Quotes) My guiltiest pleasure in life is ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ I watch them all - old, new - I don’t care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that’s hilarious. (Funniest Quotes) Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time. (Funniest Quotes) As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they’re the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually. (Funniest Quotes) I have a fantastic husband. Here’s the honeymoon part: I still think he’s the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I’ve ever known. (Funniest Quotes)

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