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Funniest Quotes

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family Picture Quote #1

Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life’s great optimists aren’t necessarily the funniest people Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing is I never understood why actors were so shady about who they’re dating. Then I realized the things you say get printed and the people you’re involved with read them. That’s what’s tricky. Nothing goes unnoticed. I don’t want to get myself in trouble! Picture Quote #1

It makes it really hard to just go to a dinner party because, in my work life, I’m surrounded by the funniest people, ever. I’m really spoiled. I laugh a lot, in my day Picture Quote #1

You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level Picture Quote #1

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of Picture Quote #1

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My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world, and he also happens to be the funniest person you’ll meet Picture Quote #1

The Office’ is clearly the funniest show on TV. But I can’t live without watching ‘Eureka.’ It’s my favorite show of all time, and I watch it constantly on my iPod Picture Quote #1

I love ‘Robot Chicken,’ ‘The Boondocks’ and ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ Then there’s this show called ‘The First 48.’ It’s a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

That’s the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing another guy Picture Quote #1

I had seen ‘Avenue Q’ off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I’d seen in a long time Picture Quote #1

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh Picture Quote #1

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I think it was ‘Tales of Topographic Oceans’ on 8-track that was the funniest thing because it would fade out in the middle of a song and fade back in again, and when the tracks change, it was quite amusing Picture Quote #1

I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying, ‘Can you invest in this or that?’ People are now e-mailing me saying, ‘Oh my God, can I invest in your company?’ It’s a reverse solicitation of money Picture Quote #1

You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor Picture Quote #1

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn’t believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane Picture Quote #1

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Bumble-Ardy looks like a happy book. That’s the funniest thing about it. But this was survival. I was working very hard to survive Picture Quote #1

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It’s the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill Picture Quote #1

YouTube is a new experience for me-someone threw a laptop in front of me and showed me Nic Cage going mad, which has got to be the funniest thing on YouTube. He’s so courageous Picture Quote #1

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It’s so funny! Right in the first six pages, it’s funny! Picture Quote #1

I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high Picture Quote #1

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie Picture Quote #1

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Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women Picture Quote #1

We Germans should know that we’re good at constructing cars, and we have a lot of good qualities. But we’re not the funniest Picture Quote #1

On ‘Taxi,’ I had the great fortune of directing many wonderful episodes, none more classic than Reverend Jim’s driving test. It was maybe the funniest show I did Picture Quote #1

Havin’ fun while freedom fightin’ must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced Picture Quote #1

I think expressing yourself and working hard can’t help but have great results. Look at Zach Galifanakis. He didn’t tweet. He didn’t have a podcast. He just went out and did the funniest standup you’ll ever see in your life. And he was rewarded for that Picture Quote #1

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My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. (Funniest Quotes) Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life’s great optimists aren’t necessarily the funniest people. (Funniest Quotes) The funniest thing is I never understood why actors were so shady about who they’re dating. Then I realized the things you say get printed and the people you’re involved with read them. That’s what’s tricky. Nothing goes unnoticed. I don’t want to get myself in trouble! (Funniest Quotes) It makes it really hard to just go to a dinner party because, in my work life, I’m surrounded by the funniest people, ever. I’m really spoiled. I laugh a lot, in my day. (Funniest Quotes) You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. (Funniest Quotes) Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of. (Funniest Quotes) My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world, and he also happens to be the funniest person you’ll meet. (Funniest Quotes) The Office’ is clearly the funniest show on TV. But I can’t live without watching ‘Eureka.’ It’s my favorite show of all time, and I watch it constantly on my iPod. (Funniest Quotes) I love ‘Robot Chicken,’ ‘The Boondocks’ and ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ Then there’s this show called ‘The First 48.’ It’s a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it’s hilarious. (Funniest Quotes) That’s the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing another guy. (Funniest Quotes) I had seen ‘Avenue Q’ off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I’d seen in a long time. (Funniest Quotes) I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh. (Funniest Quotes) I think it was ‘Tales of Topographic Oceans’ on 8-track that was the funniest thing because it would fade out in the middle of a song and fade back in again, and when the tracks change, it was quite amusing. (Funniest Quotes) I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me. (Funniest Quotes) The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying, ‘Can you invest in this or that?’ People are now e-mailing me saying, ‘Oh my God, can I invest in your company?’ It’s a reverse solicitation of money. (Funniest Quotes) You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. (Funniest Quotes) The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor (Funniest Quotes) Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn’t believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. (Funniest Quotes) Bumble-Ardy looks like a happy book. That’s the funniest thing about it. But this was survival. I was working very hard to survive. (Funniest Quotes) I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It’s the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill. (Funniest Quotes) YouTube is a new experience for me-someone threw a laptop in front of me and showed me Nic Cage going mad, which has got to be the funniest thing on YouTube. He’s so courageous. (Funniest Quotes) The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It’s so funny! Right in the first six pages, it’s funny! (Funniest Quotes) I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high. (Funniest Quotes) Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. (Funniest Quotes) Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. (Funniest Quotes) We Germans should know that we’re good at constructing cars, and we have a lot of good qualities. But we’re not the funniest. (Funniest Quotes) On ‘Taxi,’ I had the great fortune of directing many wonderful episodes, none more classic than Reverend Jim’s driving test. It was maybe the funniest show I did. (Funniest Quotes) Havin’ fun while freedom fightin’ must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. (Funniest Quotes) I think expressing yourself and working hard can’t help but have great results. Look at Zach Galifanakis. He didn’t tweet. He didn’t have a podcast. He just went out and did the funniest standup you’ll ever see in your life. And he was rewarded for that. (Funniest Quotes)

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