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Funniest Sports Quotes

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract Picture Quote #1

I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it Picture Quote #1

I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I’m amphibious Picture Quote #1

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein Picture Quote #1

Yeah, I regret we weren’t on a higher floor Picture Quote #1

I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid Picture Quote #1

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This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother Picture Quote #1

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on Picture Quote #1

You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that Picture Quote #1

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do Picture Quote #1

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye Picture Quote #1

I went through baseball as a player to be named later Picture Quote #1

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We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees Picture Quote #1

I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side Picture Quote #1

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know Picture Quote #1

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming Picture Quote #1

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us Picture Quote #1

I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it Picture Quote #1

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When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done Picture Quote #1

I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball Picture Quote #1

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win Picture Quote #1

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental Picture Quote #1

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity Picture Quote #1

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up Picture Quote #1

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Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something Picture Quote #1

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it Picture Quote #1

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level Picture Quote #1

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem Picture Quote #1

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle Picture Quote #1

I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I’m amphibious Picture Quote #1

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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract (Funniest Sports Quotes) I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it. (Funniest Sports Quotes) I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I’m amphibious. (Funniest Sports Quotes) Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein (Funniest Sports Quotes) Yeah, I regret we weren’t on a higher floor (Funniest Sports Quotes) I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid (Funniest Sports Quotes) This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother (Funniest Sports Quotes) A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on (Funniest Sports Quotes) You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that (Funniest Sports Quotes) They don’t think it be like it is, but it do (Funniest Sports Quotes) Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye (Funniest Sports Quotes) I went through baseball as a player to be named later (Funniest Sports Quotes) We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees (Funniest Sports Quotes) I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side (Funniest Sports Quotes) You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know (Funniest Sports Quotes) I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming (Funniest Sports Quotes) We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us (Funniest Sports Quotes) I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it (Funniest Sports Quotes) When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done (Funniest Sports Quotes) I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball (Funniest Sports Quotes) Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win (Funniest Sports Quotes) Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental (Funniest Sports Quotes) All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity (Funniest Sports Quotes) It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up (Funniest Sports Quotes) Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something (Funniest Sports Quotes) These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it (Funniest Sports Quotes) The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level (Funniest Sports Quotes) He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem (Funniest Sports Quotes) The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle (Funniest Sports Quotes) I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I’m amphibious (Funniest Sports Quotes)

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