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Funny Alcohol Quotes

I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not Picture Quote #1

Yoga. Vodka Picture Quote #1

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap Picture Quote #1

Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk Picture Quote #1

It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu Picture Quote #1

Alcohol... because no great story starts with a salad Picture Quote #1

Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed Picture Quote #1

Say when. When Picture Quote #1

Just one bottle tonight! Picture Quote #1

I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner Picture Quote #1

I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem Picture Quote #1

I am so old I remember when vodka only came in one flavor Picture Quote #1

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted Picture Quote #1

Got me some wine. Bitches love wine Picture Quote #1

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less Picture Quote #1

Step aside water, this is a job for wine Picture Quote #1

Fine. Just

In dog beers i've only had one Picture Quote #1

Too lazy to mix, do it in mouth Picture Quote #1

Need cash for alcohol research Picture Quote #1

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading Picture Quote #1

Alcohol. Not for everyone Picture Quote #1

The voices in my head are all demanding drinks Picture Quote #1

When someone asks

I think my alcohol is trying to tell me something Picture Quote #1

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again, neither does milk Picture Quote #1

The healing power of alcohol Picture Quote #1

The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy Picture Quote #1

Can I help? Are you beer? Picture Quote #1

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I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Yoga. Vodka (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk (Funny Alcohol Quotes) It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol... because no great story starts with a salad (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Say when. When (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Just one bottle tonight! (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I am so old I remember when vodka only came in one flavor (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Got me some wine. Bitches love wine (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Step aside water, this is a job for wine (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Funny Alcohol Quotes) In dog beers i've only had one (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Too lazy to mix, do it in mouth (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Need cash for alcohol research (Funny Alcohol Quotes) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol. Not for everyone (Funny Alcohol Quotes) The voices in my head are all demanding drinks (Funny Alcohol Quotes) When someone asks "where is your Xmas spirit", is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet? (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I think my alcohol is trying to tell me something (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again, neither does milk (Funny Alcohol Quotes) The healing power of alcohol (Funny Alcohol Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Can I help? Are you beer? (Funny Alcohol Quotes)

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