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Funny Animal Quotes

I'm so hungry I could eat a... oh hey! Picture Quote #1

Say nothing, they'll blame the dog Picture Quote #1

Day 11. The dog still things I’m fur Picture Quote #1

Beware of the dog Picture Quote #1

But the cat gets to poop in the house Picture Quote #1

Sure I’m a Great Dane. Are you really a French Poodle? Picture Quote #1

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Epic fetch Picture Quote #1

Wait a minute.. this isn't the park Picture Quote #1

I told her I was a pitbull Picture Quote #1

My precioussssssssss Picture Quote #1

How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away Picture Quote #1

King of the jungle my ass! Picture Quote #1

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Quick Fran, tourists. Smile Picture Quote #1

I wish I were a unicorn, so I could stab idiots with my head. Picture Quote #1

That look you get when you’re caught having sex with a stuffed animal head Picture Quote #1

The fact that bunnies exist is proof that everything is going to be ok Picture Quote #1

I don't always bark at night Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

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I don't usually want to cuddle, but when I do, you're wearing black and about to leave for work Picture Quote #1

The master's home yay!! You're late slave! Picture Quote #1

Feed me so i can take a nap Picture Quote #1

And who can tell me, which animal did the Egyptians worship? Picture Quote #1

Just what part of meow don't you understand Picture Quote #1

Let's make a panda Picture Quote #1

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Do I squeak, meow or bark? Picture Quote #1

Cats mature. Dogs just get older Picture Quote #1

Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle Picture Quote #1

Patience. Because you know that someday, you'll beat the #$%! out of that cat Picture Quote #1

You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh Picture Quote #1

Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married Picture Quote #1

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I'm so hungry I could eat a... oh hey! (Funny Animal Quotes) Say nothing, they'll blame the dog (Funny Animal Quotes) Day 11. The dog still things I’m fur (Funny Animal Quotes) Beware of the dog (Funny Animal Quotes) But the cat gets to poop in the house (Funny Animal Quotes) Sure I’m a Great Dane. Are you really a French Poodle? (Funny Animal Quotes) Epic fetch (Funny Animal Quotes) Wait a minute.. this isn't the park (Funny Animal Quotes) I told her I was a pitbull (Funny Animal Quotes) My precioussssssssss (Funny Animal Quotes) How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Funny Animal Quotes) King of the jungle my ass! (Funny Animal Quotes) Quick Fran, tourists. Smile (Funny Animal Quotes) I wish I were a unicorn, so I could stab idiots with my head. (Funny Animal Quotes) That look you get when you’re caught having sex with a stuffed animal head (Funny Animal Quotes) The fact that bunnies exist is proof that everything is going to be ok (Funny Animal Quotes) I don't always bark at night (Funny Animal Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funny Animal Quotes) I don't usually want to cuddle, but when I do, you're wearing black and about to leave for work (Funny Animal Quotes) The master's home yay!! You're late slave! (Funny Animal Quotes) Feed me so i can take a nap (Funny Animal Quotes) And who can tell me, which animal did the Egyptians worship? (Funny Animal Quotes) Just what part of meow don't you understand (Funny Animal Quotes) Let's make a panda (Funny Animal Quotes) Do I squeak, meow or bark? (Funny Animal Quotes) Cats mature. Dogs just get older (Funny Animal Quotes) Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle (Funny Animal Quotes) Patience. Because you know that someday, you'll beat the #$%! out of that cat (Funny Animal Quotes) You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh (Funny Animal Quotes) Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married (Funny Animal Quotes)

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